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Ilya picks up on the third ring, breathing heavily into the phone. Shane hears a door slam shut through the device. “Do not yell at me.”
Shane stares at the half-empty bottle of vodka on the coffee table. “You suck.”
“I suck? I scored hat-trick! In your stupid body! I have not eaten in six hours, Hollander. I have not pissed. I have not laid down. I want to go home.”
“Rozanov–”
“Your mother has called twenty times. Your manager has called thirty times. Your father text me picture of crossword puzzle and ask for help. Clue is about American President from the 1980s. I cannot help!”
OR: the hollanov bodyswap fic.
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- Part 3 of cjo + hr
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02 Mar 2026
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Ilya Rozanov has always wanted to open his own bar. When the opportunity presents itself, he manages to make his dreams come true, and opens up his own place. He meets fussy food writer Shane Hollander one night at the bar as Shane is assigned to do a write-up on the new hot spot. What starts out as a quippy, slightly antagonistic relationship, turns into a sweet romance...
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02 Mar 2026
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apply pads (shock now!) by blongblong
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
04 Jan 2026
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When Paramedic Shane Hollander and EMT Hayden Pike start working nights, they expect to spend their shifts getting fucked over by Response Paramedic—and notorious asshole—Ilya Rozanov.
Shane does end up getting fucked, just not in the way he was expecting.
(shane just wants to do his job and ride the ambulance. ilya thinks shane should be riding him, instead.)
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- Part 1 of return of spontaneous circulation
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01 Mar 2026
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all over me, it’s understood by justhockey
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
15 Feb 2026
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“Jar!” Hayes calls out from across the room.
“What? We didn’t even do anything!” Shane insists, rather indignantly.
“Oh, please. You can’t look at each other like that and call it nothing. I know that look - I have a wife.”
“So I can’t look at my husband now?” Ilya whines. “This is workplace bullying!”
(Or, the Centaurs get Ilya and Shane a PDA jar. It doesn’t work.)
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Bookmarked by HayMac
27 Feb 2026
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Ilya wants to pierce Shane’s ears. Shane lets him.
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- Part 3 of Triple Gold
Bookmarked by HayMac
26 Feb 2026