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    Bruce didn’t want to die.

    But he could think of no death more beautiful for a dying father.

    To have achieved it in protecting his son, cradled in the arms of a boy once too small to wrap his arms around his waist.

    It pained him to leave his son so early, so abruptly, but if it had to happen, Bruce couldn’t think of a more worthwhile death.

    “I love you.”


    Bruce keeps dying. He does not know that he's already died multiple times today but his children do. And they're going to save him.

    (Groundhog Day fic told entirely from the perspective of someone who doesn't remember the loop.)

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    “What, like—when Cheetahs get emotional support dogs?” Tim still sounds groggy. “I’m your emotional support human?”

    “More like, ’bonded pair, do not separate.’” Kon mutters. “They want me to acclimate to my enclosure.”

    Or: Kon and Tim get kidnapped for display in an alien zoo. They only really wanted Kryptonians, but Kon manages to get the zookeepers to believe the human he came with is necessary for his general well-being.

    It only gets worse from there.

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    23 Jan 2026

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    So the thing is, Tim survived months with Ra’s and the League of Assassins. He’s fine with poison. It's the whole sibling thing that's going to kill him.

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    22 Jan 2026

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    “So,” Jason says, “meningitis.”

    Tim covers his face with his hands. “Fuck me.”

    “Language, Master Tim.”

    Dick rubs Tim’s back soothingly, furrowing his eyebrows, “How is that even possible? Isn’t meningitis airborne?”

    “Exactly, Timothy doesn’t leave the house.”

    “I literally hate you.”

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    21 Jan 2026

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    📌 [January 26] Faculty Lounge Announcement

    PROFESSIONAL CONDUCT NOTICE

    It has come to the administration’s attention that certain members of the teaching staff have been very busy inventing romantic storylines involving their colleagues—including, but not limited to, wild allegations of cheating.

    While we appreciate creativity, we must remind everyone that the Faculty Lounge is not an appropriate venue for speculative investigative journalism.

    Please refrain from discussing colleagues’ private lives during work hours. Yes, this includes “innocent” speculation over coffee, Prof. Barry Allen.

    — Office of the Dean

    Clark Kent is taken. Bruce Wayne, by some miracle of the universe, is also taken. What their co-workers don't know is that they're taken by each other.

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    17 Jan 2026