Hi_Im_Cool



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    After an attempt at using you as bait falls flat, you have witnessed too much to be left to roam free.

    You're their prisoner now.

    At least... until they figure out what to do with you.

    (Characters and tags will update as fic progresses)

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    11 Mar 2026

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    It's been about a year since the barrier fell, and a lot has changed - though not in very surprising ways. People are still jerks to anyone new and different, you're still freaked out by the idea of getting serious with anyone, your job is still weird and awesome. Oh, and your cat still has seriously no chill.
    Also there is skeleton dong and small corporate politics.
    "But it's too long!" You say. That's exactly the sort of attitude that stops me from making boxed mac and cheez when EasyMac's right there. Don't be like me. If you're going to indulge in trash, commit to it, man.
    I mean also eventually the plotting gets so tight you could bounce a quarter off it.

     

    Book One: Skarmageddon --- Chapters 1 - 92
    Book Two: Even Skarmier --- Chapters 93 - 170
    Epilogue shit --- 171 to like, whatever

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    26 Feb 2026

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    Ah, life. Just when you think luck's finally gone your way. You'd managed to make it into your first-choice college, and was halfway through the third semester; you were going to be a nurse, just like how you'd wanted to be. Your mother was proud, and your step-father was, as always, cracking jokes - except now he had a new arsenal of doctor jokes he could use.

    Night walks had always been a passion of yours. As a preteen and onwards, your neighbors always invited you along to walk around the city you lived in at night. When they'd moved, you'd never stopped. By the time you were packing for college you knew almost every footprint of your city.

    A mountain looms over the college campus, mysterious down to the last inch. Mt. Ebott, you recall someone saying. In your dorm, your window faces the mountain, and at night it looks beautiful when the moon crests over the peak. You decide it wouldn't hurt to hike up there during the weekend, and come back down before classes start again on Monday. It would be like you never left.

    Yeah, except for when you came across a cave and the vines tangled onto your ankles and dragged you into a pit.

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    29 Jan 2026

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    Senti Corp is proud to release our 22nd pleasure deluxe sentient a.i. model, also known as a sentinel. With new and improved features, you can use your Senti Corp ai model to do almost anything. Chores? No problem, model 22 can do everything from cleaning to cooking. Model 22 can even lighten the work load, use it to copy any documents or record transcripts.

    The new sentinel model can also simulate the experience of a real life partner, say goodbye to the fuss and drama, and say hello to a partner who can't say no. As always, Senti Corp's sentinels are always connected to the internet of over eight hundred planets, now including zones outside of the Galactic Federation.

    What are you waiting for? Come down to Senti Corp and purchase a model today! Why choose slavery when you can choose Senti Corp?

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    19 Nov 2025

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    You start working at the Pizzaplex, hoping your fear of animatronics will be easy to get over. Too bad a certain gator isn't helping...

    Will he eat you or treat you?

    Rock and Roll.

    (Skip to ch.10 if you're just here for the smut :) )

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    18 Oct 2025