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When Kyle shows up unannounced at the farm one day, Stan is forced to confront some uncomfortable truths about the state of their friendship.
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26 Jan 2026
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The bottom line is, Stan doesn’t like him like that. This is purely transactional. It’s a win-win, like he’d said in the closet. The more Kyle thinks about it, the simpler it is.
Stan isn’t at any risk of catching feelings; he’s viewing this entire endeavour as a way to get where he needs to be, and being the decent guy he always has been, wants to ensure Kyle gets something out of it too. He’s overthinking this. Making it harder than it has to be. He always does that.
Having fallen out of friendship through one circumstance or another, Stan and Kyle are forced into a closet together, before they can come stumbling out. Literally, then metaphorically.
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18 Jan 2026
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Kyle and Cartman make a bet, one Kyle is positive he can’t lose.
But when Cartman does the unthinkable and comes out victorious, Kyle’s got to do something he never thought he’d ever do, and bring an unsuspecting Stan down with him.
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17 Jan 2026
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Kenny has blue eyes, not like Stan’s. Not at all like Kyle’s which are freckled up close, a honey brown that gets lush under enough sun. Shit brown, Kyle says. Dirt brown, Stan corrects, and Kyle snorts like it’s a joke, but Stan doesn't mean anything more than this. The sort of soft he badly wants to sink both palms into, to plunge down dumb roots and grow.
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21 Dec 2025
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Pregnant and jilted, Henrietta places a vengeful spell on the senior class boys, wanting them to feel her pain. Stan and Kyle are just two of the unwitting victims.
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