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“I don’t like that club—
“—you didn’t bring it up last time—“
“—since last time at least 30 people hit on me.”
Five seconds. Five peaceful seconds of silence where Naruto didn't say anything more about convincing Sasuke to go out tonight. Ruined by the genius Uzumaki Naruto deciding, "Well, you just need a boyfriend. People won't hit on you if you're taken."
"Sure, I can't stand people gawking at me, but me go find someone right now."
"Then I'll be," Naruto said as if it was obvious. "I'll be your boyfriend."or 5 times Naruto interrupts someone flirting with Sasuke, and 1 time were Sasuke returns to the favor
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22 Nov 2025
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Sasuke can slap on the angriest face he can muster, but at the end of the day, he's still blushing. His arms wrap a little tighter around himself. “Watching porn isn’t a date.”
"And why not?"
"Because."
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- Part 2 of sasuke should see a therapist modern au
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22 Nov 2025
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Sasuke embarks on the horrible and humiliating journey of learning how to be open with his long-time partner and communicate his feelings and needs. And maybe even become a better person. Gross.
Or, Sasuke is a touch-starved and repressed mess and he gets to the point where he wants to change that.
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- Part 1 of sasuke should see a therapist modern au
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22 Nov 2025
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Sasuke has a type.
It’s blond, stupid, and…
...It’s Naruto. Okay, fine, it’s Naruto.
Unfortunately his best friend is 1. not gay and 2. a simp for goth girls, so Sasuke is stuck finding a replacement to sleep with, rejecting Naruto’s drunken advances, and being a good friend. It's an uphill battle of monstrous proportions and Sasuke just wishes he could take the easy way out by shoving his five years of pining off a cliff.
Instead, he ends up wearing all black after a photoshoot gone wrong and Naruto shows him firsthand how deep his affinity for goths really runs, and the uphill battle just gets that much harder.
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22 Nov 2025
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Sasuke had no idea that his gag reflex was so strong.
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20 Nov 2025