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  1. Public Bookmark 73

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    In a roughly parallel universe, Demon Aziraphale tempts Angel Crowley to a little vacation, and they find their way to a bookshop in a familiar place inhabited by familiar faces. Crowley (both of them) would like to stop this nonsense before it can start, but Aziraphale's curiosity wins out, and they spend a day together that ends up being loaded with little revelations (but not, thankfully, any Revelations).

    Inspired by u3pxx's Bad Omens designs, which grabbed me by the brain as soon as I saw them and haven't let go yet.

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    06 Jan 2026

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    On his way to drink away the End Times, after discovering Azirafell's pawn shop flooded with holy water and giving up hope, Anthony trips and falls into a portal to an alternate universe - one with a living Azirafell, but not his own.

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    Somewhere else, Aziraphale is packing up his bookshop only to be interrupted by an Archangel falling on his floor.

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    05 Jan 2026

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    When two boys appear out of thin air directly on top of a S.H.I.E.L.D. helicarrier, it understandably raises a lot of questions. Fury is - well, furious. Steve is confused. Tony wants to know why. And how. And what. Thor just wanted to eat his sandwich.

    Draco feels like all this is Harry's fault somehow (because it usually is), and Harry is really, really hoping he's wrong.

    He's not.

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    25 Dec 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 54

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    “C’mon, it’s a two-fer,” he said, his go-to justification. “Stealing’s demonic, right, but then it is an illicit substance, so I’m preventing a sin. Got us both covered.” You push, I pull; you pull, I push. An immortal lifetime of canceling one another out. 

    Aziraphale settled into his armchair, hands prim in his lap and pert nose in the air, the very image of snobbish propriety. This ought to be good, thought Crowley. “I don’t think it’s a sin.”

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    15 Dec 2025

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    If dreams were what humans said, manifestations of your worst desires and your greatest fears, then what would he ever dream of but Aziraphale?

    Crowley was certain he’d dream of Aziraphale until the end of days and, well, he was very nearly right.

    (AKA Crowley gets busted humping his bed after a wet dream. Fucking ensues.)

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    08 Dec 2025