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    Less than a Galactic Year after Tommy escapes from his poachers, he goes to travel back to Earth. He takes a detour on the way and somehow ends up on the SBI, a ship filled with two other alien kids, a ‘body guard’ Piglin, a medic Phantom, and a considerably old Elytrian for a captain. Somehow he gets adopted.

    (It’s fine, humans pack-bond with anything. Even the weirdest, possibly criminal, possibly innocent, aliens.)

    This is how Tommy acclimates his alien friends to the impossibility that is humans.

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    18 Feb 2026

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    Peter is upset about a bad test grade. Tony hosts an Avengers movie night to try to cheer him up. It does not go as planned.

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    17 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 15

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    Peter once again has the misfortune to witness one of the awkward moments between his parents.

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    14 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 83

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    "How do we make icing again?" Tommy questions, and Wilbur can only sigh.

    "Wh- Hey! Don't be mean, that was an actual question!" Tommy cries, and Wilbur laughs, shaking his head fondly. "Do you seriously not know how to make icing?" Kristen asks, incredulous, and Tommy shakes his head. "Your parents failed you." Kristen proclaims, frowning exaggeratedly. "Yup!"

    Suddenly, Wilbur feels nauseous.

    He breathes through it, closing his laptop and getting up from his dining table, where he had migrated to so that he could keep an eye on Tommy.

    "I'll help you." Wilbur says, ruffling Tommy's hair once close enough. Tommy bats at his hand, stumbling away and squawking. "Wil!" He whines, pouting. Kristen starts laughing, holding a hand to her mouth and leaning against the counter behind her.

    "Big brother Wilbur to the rescue." Kristen chuckles, and Wilbur bites his tongue.

    Or; A series of moments as Wilbur goes from being Tommy's brother to being his father.

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    13 Feb 2026

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    Tony keeps trying to make conversation whilst you pack up after a lab session, and you don’t know how to answer his questions.

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    11 Feb 2026