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    Why did Bakugou Katsuki want more of Midoriya Izuku?

    He didn’t deserve him; he’s always known that. And if Izuku was asked what he thought about his relationship with Katsuki, he would smile softly and shrug, simply stating that he was too blessed to have it where it is today… and that… that knowledge wounded Katsuki like no other. He would rather face All For One again, he would rather have himself on death's door than hear that what they had was enough.

    Why was he the only one that was having these conflicting thoughts?

    (Or, the five times Katsuki almost kisses Izuku, and the one time Izuku kisses him.)

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    02 Feb 2026

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    “Oh god, don’t tell me I’ve forgotten my own girlfriend or something.” Yuji grabs his own head in distress. “Please, please tell me she’s tall with a big butt.”

    “More like boyfriend.” Kugisaki scoffs before she can think better.

    Gojo scratches his chin. “At least he’s got one of those traits.”

    “Boyfriend?” Yuji drops his hands off his head and blinks helplessly at them all. “I have a boyfriend?”

    The answer is no. It would be a very easy thing to clear up. Kugisaki knows that’s what any decent person would do. But then she looks at Gojo. One corner of his mouth keeps twitching, ghosting the most conspiratorially wicked smile she’s ever seen. She presses her lips together, hiding her own evil grin. There was something in Yuji’s voice that caught her off guard. Something… hopeful.


    Yuji hits his head and while most of his memory remains intact, he's forgotten someone very important. A certain Fushiguro Megumi who he was definitely not dating before the concussion. Though, that small detail would never stop Kugisaki from spreading a little bit of false information in the pursuit of an incredible prank. Or it would have been an incredible prank if only things didn't get so... out of hand. 

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    28 Jan 2026

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    It’s winter in Hawkins, and Mike and Will aren’t speaking anymore. Living in Mike’s house, Will tries to be invisible, spending most of his time in the basement.

    Then the power goes out — and if there’s one thing he dreads more than facing Mike, it’s the cold.

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    Seven nights in which Mike and Will have to sleep in the same bed, even though they’re barely friends anymore.

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    13 Dec 2025

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    After the battle at MAC-Z, Mike and Will talk about what just happened... but not before Mike gets all stupidly jealous of Robin. (Isn't she too old for Will anyway?! Why are they smiling at each other?! Mike does NOT like this.)

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    08 Dec 2025

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    At a drunken sleepover, Barb Holland, Chrissy Cunningham, Nancy Wheeler, and Robin Buckley craft a list ranking the bedroom skills of the boys of Hawkins High. It's all fun and games until the list is leaked.

    Billy is pissed because his name is at the bottom. Eddie is confused because his name is at the top. Steve and Jonathan come up with an unorthodox solution to raise BOTH of their rankings.

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    04 Dec 2025