IHaventSleptInWeekz
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When Max- an angry selkie-child- had his pelt stolen and sold to some rich asshole who owns a summer camp, he devised a plan to infiltrate the camp, steal it, and run away from home. Can he evade the watchful gaze of his counselors, clueless campers, and an rich con-man all while trying to find his seal pelt?
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Max is a very angry selkie. He WILL bite you don't test him he'll do it.
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you know the rules by IHaventSleptInWeekz
Fandoms: Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley (Music Video)
15 Jul 2021
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It Serenely Disdains to Destroy Us by trill_gutterbug
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
11 Jun 2019
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Martin gnaws his lower lip. “Do you think he’ll - I mean, do you think it’ll be…”
Melanie's smile becomes a little less of a grimace. She claps his shoulder. “Martin. It’ll be fine. It’s only temporary. He’s not moving in.”
Martin chuckles. “Yes. Of course.”
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Jon's flat is being fumigated. He is not impressed. Martin offers his spare bedroom.- Language:
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25 Apr 2026
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“What are you thinking about?” Jon asks, his voice edged into a snap.
Martin’s mouth opens and, entirely without his permission, words spill out. “I was thinking about what it would be like to kiss you.”
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24 Apr 2026
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nor any more youth or age than there is now by subcorax
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
08 Feb 2020
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The local Primary school has a new teacher. He is, to say the very least, odd.
A series of statements regarding the interactions of the townsfolk with one Jonathan Sims, never formally given.
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24 Apr 2026
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I Did Not Want Him to Stop by songsofseraphim
Fandoms: Apparently Sir Cameron Needs to Die - Greer Stothers
20 Feb 2026
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In Which Seducing The Mad Sorcerer Required A Lot More Property Damage Than Sir Cameron Initially Expected, But He Got There Eventually And Is Thrilled About It.
AKA the missing sex scene between chapters 14 and 15
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30 Mar 2026
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Apparently Merulo Needs to Catch a Break by winter_hiems
Fandoms: Apparently Sir Cameron Needs to Die - Greer Stothers
15 Feb 2026
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Merulo has always been eminently aware of how other people view him.
Just because things are better on Luna, doesn’t mean they’re perfect.Bookmarked by IHaventSleptInWeekz
30 Mar 2026