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League Sugar Daddy by Peppermint_Tree_Prince
Fandoms: DCU, Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
19 Dec 2024
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"Wait, wait, i refuse to believe you haven't slept with or thought of sleeping with Bruce Wayne!" Oliver exclaims over the noisy chatter. "You secured funding from Wayne Enterprises for the tower, I refuse to believe that didn't require a little something extra."
Everyone's head snaps to look at Bruce. They have equal looks of realisation on their faces. Everything about their postures and expression screams 'I've connected the two dots'.
Batman barely contains the urge to grumble 'you didn't connected shit'. Because they are drunk and easily influenced by the diabolical mastermind who was one of his oldest and most mischievous friends.
"Green Arrow, I have saved him mult-"
"Uh Uh, Don't want to hear it. Bruce Wayne has kissed everyone in this room and your telling me you didn't use a little smooch to your advantage to get us funding." Barry says waving his hands around wildly to emphasise his point. Speedsters where also not immune to alien alcohol, good to know.
"Right!" Diana says loudly, drunkenly "You are a formidable man known to use every weapon in your arsenal I refuse to believe you would not use seduction."
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23 Dec 2025
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What's in the cape? by Peppermint_Tree_Prince
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
19 Jun 2023
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Batman hides the secrets of the universe in his cape. Hals is sure of that. Now he just has to convince the rest of the League.
There really is something in Batman's cape this time, but he's determined to Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss, his way out of answering questions.
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Only rated Teen and Up because of the swearing.
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23 Dec 2025
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Jason is working undercover when he gets kidnapped by the Justice League. Batman is off-world which leaves his siblings scrambling to find him. While he has to figure out how to not get sent to Arkham and keep the existence of the batfamily a secret from the league.
Or, Jason annoys the league and learns he's important, Dick being the aggressively protective older brother that he is, Tim being a casual badass, and Damian living for violence.
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- Part 1 of Undercover: Batkids vs Justice League
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22 Dec 2025
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Clark didn't know Jason came back from the dead.
The kid he watch grow up, die, and whose death he mourned was back, and has been for a while, and Bruce didn't tell him.
Clark is mad.
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20 Dec 2025
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lead and fleshy bits (5 + 1) by belovednightwing
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
17 Apr 2024
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Clark thinks Bruce is an android. Clark also thinks that Bruce’s children are androids that Bruce built himself. Clark gets increasingly concerned at the amount of children Bruce is building.
(or five times clark thinks bruce is an android and one time he doesn't)
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19 Dec 2025