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    What are you supposed to do when you've been fired from your sweet job in Hell for thwarting the schemes of Satan, you've got a swanky flat in Mayfair, and you're looking for an excuse to spend all your time in someone else's bookshop? Obviously, you turn to the dubious world of short-term vacation rentals.

    The resulting Airbnb property has been variously described as "an instagram trap," "a vampire den but make it botanical," and "the weirdest bed and breakfast in the shared history of beds and breakfasting."

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    27 Dec 2023

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    Simply hilarious. A must read if feeling down.

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    I went to sleep on the worst day of my life and woke to find myself in the past on the second worst day of my life. As experiences go, I don’t recommend it.

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    05 Dec 2023

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    Incredible, maybe abandoned

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    27 Nov 2023

  4. Rec 97

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    Maul was momentarily frozen by the sight of bright oranges and yellows and reds spilling out over the ground before him. He stared at them taking in the way they painted everything in warmth, in…in…the most beautiful thing he had ever seen. Maul turned to look out the window, walking towards the glass to stare out at the sight before him. The durasteel of the speeders glinted like licks of fire through the sky, the buildings all glinting like pillars of flame, their many sides reflective and so…beautiful. - Wherein a child wakes up alone in a temple and finds that he has more friends and family than he had ever believed could be possible.

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    06 Aug 2023

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    All Gregory wanted was a warm place to sleep and some (stolen) food, but he ends up being hunted down by murderous animatronics and security guards alike, having to quite literally fight for his life, and he can’t escape no matter what he does — given that time keeps resetting whenever he dies.

    Maybe this all has to do with what’s hiding in the basement, and everything else that’s haunting the Pizzaplex … too bad for them, Gregory isn’t going to give up on this.

    (Gregory gets trapped in a time loop. here’s how that plays out — with the added bonus of trauma and found family)

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    22 Jul 2023

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