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    Cale Henituse takes over the ownership of the Cobblestone Complex, the most neglected asset of his family business due to the rumors of it being haunted.

    As if a ghost or two can faze him. He’s basically being followed around by weird spirits wherever he goes, anyway.

    Little does he know that he will be regretting this decision in the next few years.

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    The modern supernatural AU where Cale volunteered to own and manage a haunted apartment complex for the family so that he won't have much work to do but he ended up being very supernaturally busy, anyway.

    And that fic where the dark elves are apparently dancing their way in and out of his backyard.

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    Phainon gets sick as hell, everyone overreacts (understandably), Mydei drops increasingly un-subtle sentimental trinkets like a lovesick crow, Aglaea delivers her regular dose of poetic shade, and Tribbie is Tribbie. By the time Phainon’s mind clears, he’s short a fever, up a bracelet, and still trying to figure out why Strife’s god keeps sitting bedside like it’s a confessional.

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    “Great,” The man interrupts in a rush. “I drive this maroon Prius. I’m currently parked in the lot to the right of the entrance of the school, in a spot that’s relatively in the middle of the column. After school ends today, I’m going to get out of here, unlock the car, and drive to the entrance, and I’m going to wait there. I’m taking you to dinner. Lunch-dinner. Early dinner. Dinner at 4pm.”

    Dante opens his mouth, then closes it. He says, against his better judgment, with no moves to make any lists, “Okay.”

    or, when Dante agrees to ask the student council president for her phone number to help a friend out, he gets a little more than he bargained for- read: a handsome man with narcolepsy and a sweet, sweet crush.

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    So I'm thinking that the Pokemon League must have an international database where registered trainers, gym leaders, professors, Elites, Brains, contestants and any other title that falls under the category of 'participating in a League or League-affiliated program' have their pokemon, their stats and their accomplishments listed, like professional sports teams have IRL.

    Additionally, any participation in Pokemon League sponsored projects, such as movies, musicals, performances and competitions other than Stylists/Coordinators/Performers (such as the Charjabug Cup, Fishing Competitions, and Bug Catching contests) are all to be included by contest officials conducting the events.

    Here is Ash Ketchum's official League Trainer File. Otherwise known as a reference list for anyone who needs to know all the shit Ash got caught up in over the last 6 (or 1) years.

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    The snake is desperately thrashing on the ground, just about ready to claw out of its own skin. Javier would be too, if he woke up and the first thing he saw was Lloyd’s scheming face.

    Javier glances at Ggoming… the bird is licking its lips. How does a fucking bird Lick Its Lips? More importantly, why-

    “GGOMING, NO!” Javier grabs it by its tail and holds on for dear life as it launches itself, managing to narrowly prevent the snake from becoming bird food.

    Now they had traumatized and put the fear of God into Lloyd’s newest pet. This fucking bird.

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    Or: Lloyd's newest summon, intended to fight a rogue horde of gingers, is not what anyone expected.

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    19 Oct 2024