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    Peace on Earth (Terms and Conditions Apply) by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    27 Jan 2026

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    Surviving the Horcrux hunt drops rapidly down Hermione Granger’s list of concerns when Draco Malfoy arrives from six years in the future, claiming he’s come back to make sure Harry Potter doesn’t die.

    Oh.

    And apparently, in six years, Draco and Hermione are married.

    Filling Ron’s absence in the increasingly unstable Golden Trio, Future Malfoy’s plans include breaking into Hogwarts, crashing a Ministry gala, camping out in five-star hotels, and persuading Hermione to fall in love with him. Again.

    Peace is possible… probably.
    Terms and conditions apply.

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    06 May 2026

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    the bisexual fairy godmother of the NHL by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    02 Apr 2026

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    5 times Ilya played matchmaker to the queer guys in the league and showed them that he has insane gaydar and is extremely perceptive (and to maybe make sure they absolutely did not ask out his Shane, even when that wasn't happening, but you know Ilya he is so obsessed with Shane he assumes that everyone wants to date his man)
    +1 time they found out Rozanov wasn't just an ally

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    5 times Ilya played matchmaker
    +1 time everyone found out he is not just an ally

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    10 Apr 2026

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    love sticks, sweat drips by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    31 Jan 2026

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    “Has Shane Hollander ever fought anybody?”

    No, Ilya answers petulantly as he rewinds the clip. He wishes that Hollander had fought him on ice the last time they’d played. Really, if the world was going to bear witness to Hollander losing his shit on ice, wouldn't it have been more fitting for it to be at him? The details of this strange scenario flood his imagination as Ilya stews in his envy. He wonders what it would be like for Hollander to hit him. Ilya would like it, he’s sure, however painful it’d be.

    He wonders if Hollander would like it, too, and if he’d like Ilya to hit back. The answers come to him quickly, as if fed to him by the man himself.

    Yes and yes.

    Ilya goads Shane into punching him during a game. What happens next will warm your heart.
    Inspired by this

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    09 Apr 2026

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    nothing makes me feel as good by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    04 Apr 2026

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    JJ didn't think the others saw it. Hayden, maybe, but Jackie was the only WAGs's name Shane had committed to memory so Hayden never brought it up. JJ didn't have a wife or girlfriend. He had his hookups and the names of the best restaurants in each city they player in. If JJ had a dog, Shane would probably mix its name up with Drapeau's. The others didn't get that however pathetic or sad they might think Shane, Shane thought the same of them tenfold when they missed shots at practice or ate fast food on weekdays. Shane wasn't being prissy or funny when he said, don't embarass me—JJ still doesn't know exactly what it was, but he doesn't care to find out.

    Shane had poured everything into his team (possessively: it was his team) and he asked them to give it back that day, so they delivered. When Shane smiled at them afterwards, it felt like love.

    Character study on neurotic batshit hardass Captain Shane Hollander. The awe-inspiring and aloof Canadian Hockey Jesus Shane Hollander. Unwilling MLH sex icon Shane Hollander, the face on many mens' dart boards.

    or, JJ on the enigma of (his feelings for) Shane Hollander over the years.

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    09 Apr 2026

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    Three Times People Noticed Ilya and Shane Seeking Affection + One Time They Seek It Alone by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    04 Apr 2026

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    Shane has always been a person who craves physical affection from those closest to him, but asking for it is hard for him.

    Ilya has always been a person who craves physical affection, and has sought it out in largely unhealthy ways.

    Even someone like Cliff Marleau who doesn't know the truth can see how instinctively they seek each other out for physical touch. Those in the know worry about them.

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    05 Apr 2026