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    “I have good news and bad news.”
    “Okay, shoot.”
    “I met my soulmate today.”
    “Good news?”
    “Maybe. Bad news is he’s an idiot who fell in a tiger enclosure at the zoo trying to get a camera out of tree.”
    “Oh my god, is he okay?”
    “Concussion and lots of bruises and a sprain or two. I think."

    The first words your soulmate says to you are written on your skin - Keith was born with 'Hi my name is - ' written over his heart. Lance has 'Holy fuck, are you okay?' scrawled on his arm.

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    14 Sep 2025

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    I LOVE A CUTE ONESHOT AND AWKWARD KEITH AND FLIRTY IDIOT LANCE

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    College campuses are a cesspool of awkward encounters. Some more unnerving than others, as Lance comes to find. He thinks it's important to note that in all those instances, Keith is there to witness them. Actually, that's unfair. Admittedly Keith happens be useful in getting him out of those situations. Affection, as it goes, grows stronger when you're constantly being "saved" by a protective rival – but mostly friend at this point.

    Or 5 times Keith helped Lance out of a situation and the 1 time Lance tried to pay back the saves.

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    14 Sep 2025

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    EEEHEHEHHEEHHEHEHE CUTIE PIE BADASS MFER KEITHERS PROTECTING HIS MAN AND JUST CUTE PINING

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    'Lance wasn’t sure if he’d imagined the brief tremble at the corner of Keith’s lips or not, that slight stutter that promised a smile. But before he could guess further, Keith gave his knee a shove and got to his feet. He reached out to him, “I’m done here, and I’ve still got some daisies to sell you.”

    “Yeah,” Lance agreed, looking down at the extended palm, noting the little Saturn tattoo on the inside of Keith’s wrist where the sleeve hiked. He took the hand, “better not overprice those too, you asshole.”'

    (in which lance is a broke university student trying to impress a pretty girl with flowers, but ends up falling for the florist that sells them instead.)

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    14 Sep 2025

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    AHHHHBSHAH THIS STORY MADE ME SO FUCKING MAD AND SO SAD AND RLLY RLLY UNREASONABLY MAD BUT I LOVE IT ANY BOOK THAT BRINGS SO MANY EMOTIONS IS AMAZING THE WRITER RLLY KEPT ME ON THE ROPES

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    It was meant to be some sort of experiment. Admittedly, a rather twisted one, but an experiment nonetheless. He had not meant to take it this far, but unfortunately, he did.

    Lance McClain has not spoken in over half a year. No one has noticed.

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    13 Sep 2025

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    LANCE MY BABY WHY DOES EVERYONE FUCKING SUCK HE DESERVES THE WORLD AND OMG KEITH KEITH IS HIS WORLD SO HE GETS IT I FUCKING LOVE PROTECTIVE KEITH I LOVE HOW SWEET N FLUSTERED AND BADASS HE IS ALL AT ONCE LITERALLY THE BEST HUMAN RIGHT NEXT TO LANCE

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    Lance and Keith are rival cosplayers, who only know each other by their online usernames. They are fiercely competitive, but are also desperately attracted to each other. You'd think they would just get together already, but there's a couple of problems:
    1. Keith crossplays, so Lance has absolutely no idea that Keith is a boy.
    2. Both of them are idiots, and can't seem to figure out that that hot cosplayer they like, is also that hot guy that they drool over every day at school.

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    27 Apr 2025

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    AHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHH IM IN LOVE THIS IS GENUINELY EVERYTHING. FUCKING HELL SHIT BALLS FUCK ITS THE BEST THING EVER

    GODDAMN IT WHY IS THIS LITERALLY THE CUTEST SHIT EVER IM SCREAMING AGAIN AHHHHHHHHH I LOVE CROSSDRESSING KEITH I LOVE ANGST I LOVE SECRET IDENTITIES I LOVE OBLIVIOUS BOYS