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If Parrot was God then Wifies would be his highest devotee, his loving seraphim that would praise his every virtue and flaw till he had nothing left himself.
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I'd do a 360° combo (just for you) by Im_not_a_robot
Fandoms: Parkour Civilization (Web Series)
05 Jan 2026
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EMF: Guys we've got a new person in our year.
EMF: He literally crashed in to my class a whole 30 mins late.
Turtle: Wait really??
Turtle: What do they look like?
grox: ofc you care about how he looks smh
Turtle: I literally have a boyfriend??
grox: ...
Turtle: Kys
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A random poem I made about the director arc from parrot's pov
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Theo says, “I can stop, if you want?”
Parrot shakes his head no into his shoulder, too embarrassed to speak or even look at Theo.
“Keep going?”
He nods.
Theo threads his hands back into Parrot’s wings and says, “Don’t be embarrassed bro! Shit is totally normal. Make as many noises as you want, for real. It’s just me and you here anyways, man.”
Parrot can feel that his feathers are definitely fluffed out to the max now, and his wings stretch out in every-which-way Theo needs them to. It probably looks ridiculous. His face is absolutely burning up.
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01 Feb 2026
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I’ll see you at heaven’s gate by kaylovesmegumi
Fandoms: State SMP | ish's Civilization Series
01 Jan 2026
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Saparata’s grip was warm, steady. Familiar.
“As my guard,” Fluixon added lightly, “or as my escort?”
Saparata’s thumb brushed over his knuckles. “Whichever makes you blush more, my prince.”
Fluixon scoffed, turning away before Saparata could see the heat rise to his cheeks. “Careful. Speak like that again and I might start thinking you enjoy this.”
“Oh, I definitely do,” Saparata replied easily as he led him down the corridor. “You clean up nicely too, you know.”
Fluixon shot him a look. “You’re meant to be protecting me, not distracting me.”
Saparata leaned in just enough to murmur, “Multitasking.”
Fluixon shook his head, lips betraying him with the hint of a smile as the music from the ballroom grew louder ahead.
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A collection of moments between Fluixon and his knight—snapshots of quiet years, stolen glances, and the kind of love that grows slowly, unnoticed, until it becomes everything.
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After surviving horrors together in a hardcore Minecraft world, Parrot loses Wifies in a catastrophic explosion and retreats to a snowy mountain, building a cabin to escape the pain. Months later, compelled by forces he doesn’t understand, Parrot returns to the ruined prison and finds Wifies alive but unconscious.
As Wifies slowly recovers and regains fragments of his memories, Parrot becomes hyper-vigilant, treating him like glass to protect him from danger, rather, from Wifies himself. Through quiet routines, acts of care, and shared confessions, their bond and trust are rebuilt, almost as if the world itself reset to give them a second chance. Amid the changing seasons, they learn to live together in safety and warmth, finding love and peace forged from survival and trust.
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Parrot's life after Wifies died, one day he decides to go back to Paragon, he doesn't know why and he finds Wifies there.
Wifies doesn't remember anything from the start of the mafia arc and is utterly confused.
The story follows Parrot and Wifies rebuilding their life, and developing a deeper bond than before as well as fragments of the past continues haunting them, challenging the very bond they created.
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exit wounds by meridies, thanotaphobia (blue000jay)
Fandoms: State SMP | ish's Civilization Series
07 Feb 2026
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Saps presses forward and slashes again. He hears the whole crowd scream, the sound muffled as if from underwater. The floor is wet and iron-rich and his whole head is pounding. He’s waited for this moment for longer than anyone here knows.
He raises his axe into the air and Flux reaches a bare hand up and shouts, “Wait!”
or, Flux surrenders in the colosseum. The rest of the world tries to figure out what to do with him.
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29 Jan 2026
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It doesn’t matter anyway, as he’s immediately distracted by the phone voice again. “Hello, hello? I know you’re there.” Okay. That’s ominous. But Evbo’s standing in a room with multiple mutilated corpses after getting thrown out the second floor by some overpowered freak and then talked down to by a crazy priest or something. And his shoes are like, iron-colored all of the sudden. So, definitely not the freakiest thing he’s experienced so far. This is probably that crazy priest again anyway.
Evbo picks up the phone. “Uh…hello?”
“Dude,” the voice says. “What took you so long to answer?” Not the priest guy then—this guy’s voice is much higher. And also sort of whiny.
“Bro, what?” Evbo exclaims, incredulous. “Why’d you expect me to answer at all?” Evbo eyes the area around him suspiciously. This guy could be nearby. “Also, who even are you?”
“I’m Seawatt,” the guy—Seawatt, apparently—responds, like Evbo is supposed to know who he is.
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Or, Evbo is a freelance journalist who gets a tip about the mysterious Mount Parkour Asylum and finds much more than he bargains for. Seawatt is his guide in the form of a voice over a walkie-talkie.
Or, an Outlast AU.
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