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Whenever Robert tells the Z-Team at the Christmas party of the last few times he had taken somebody home, and had been left unsatisfied, one of their members decides to do something about it
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Robert loves to press Herman's buttons.
But he's about to find out what happens when he presses a little bit too far.
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Someone on the Z-Team is a virgin.
And it's not who everything thinks it is.
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It all started with a flyer.
Open Mic Night. Singers and Writers welcome!
Lying on his bed later that night, Herman stumbled on that flyer again in his photo roll. It was so plain, just white text on an abundantly colourful background, but it still made his hands shake. Was it nervousness? Or maybe…excitement?
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Robert knew this was a bad idea.
Because this was Z team– incapable of shutting the fuck up, for even one second. Word was going to get around.
Just like it had earlier; the whole reason he was even entertaining such stupid, petty, jealousy.
–Because that’s what this bitter feeling inside him was; not the bite of his whiskey going down empty, but the acid reflux of his own bitter emotions threatening to come back up, and stain the table a nauseating green.
Waterboy sputtered, but didn’t attempt to deny Prism's statement. This caused more laughter from the team, and teasing that lasted the last hour of shift. An hour of Robert having to sit there and listen to them talk about Herman getting hot and sweaty with some fucking guy, while attempting to remain detached the whole time.
So he sat back, and didn’t say much of anything; hoping that when the clock ran out, that would be the last time he’d ever have to endure it.
The instigators had thought it would be so funny to bring everyone to that same club after work today. Like they were hoping for a round two.
Well fuck– if they wanted a round two, he’d give them a round two. He’d give Waterboy a show.
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To Taste Your Beating Heart by lucanidsoap
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 May 2026
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Grace and Rocky are in the biodome spending a peaceful morning together. A new flora species was introduced into the biodome, but it turns out, it release a potent aphrodisiac that affects eridians. It activates Rocky's predator instincts, which leads to him hunting and raping Grace, akin to the eridian hunting ritual performed in courtship. It just so happens this exact scenario is an extreme fantasy that Grace has always wanted to experience. His initial fear morphs into arousal. In the aftermath, Rocky is abhorred by his loss of control, that he violated his best friend. Grace, however, is more than willing to reconcile.
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11 May 2026
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love, leaking, and other perks of being a space blob by blackeyedblonde
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
29 Apr 2026
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“Grace ever make love with other humans on Earth, question?” Rocky asks one morning when they’re just finishing up a modest breakfast in the Hail Mary dormitory.
Ryland nearly spits out his mouthful of pb&j but valiantly manages to swallow. “Why are you asking me this right now, dude?” he asks, voice still thick with peanut butter stuck to the roof of his mouth. “No lead-in or anything, jeepers creepers.”
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30 Apr 2026
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a cure for boredom by onemoresomething
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
26 Apr 2026
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“What human do when restless, question?” Rocky asks me from his starfish position. I half-ass one last sit-up, then flop onto my back, mirroring him.
“Uh. Depends on the human, I guess,” I say, chest rising and falling as I recover my breath. I wrack my brain for examples. “Exercise, mostly. Like going for a walk, or to the gym—that’s a special building just for exercising. Or, you know you can play sport, go dancing, have sex—”
Rocky perks up at that last word, and I immediately regret it.
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27 Apr 2026
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'cause pink goes with everything by FlvDmv
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
23 Apr 2026
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Grace wakes up, alone and confused on a spaceship millions of miles from Earth, with no memory of who he is and how got there. So he does the only thing his distraught, amnesiac human hindbrain can come up with - he get drunk off vodka, and rifles through everyone’s personal belongings.
He makes a mortifying discovery, but doesn't know how useful it will end up being. After he saves two worlds. And reconciles his feelings for his new crewmate.
Or - Grace finds a dildo. Rocky watches him use it.
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25 Apr 2026
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Vibrations by pleniluneheron
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
25 Apr 2026
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“Human book recommends relaxing bedtime routine. Listen to soothing music, sleep in a cool, dark quiet room. Stick to regular schedule.” Rocky recites what he read. “Schedule is good, room is dark and quiet. Soothing music, question?”
“Not a bad idea,” Grace stretches his legs a little. “I’ve shown you lots of music. You remember the soothing ones. Why don’t you sing for me?” He asks, jokingly.
“Good good good!” Rocky chirps excitedly, wiggling around inside his ball. “Yes, Rocky will sing. Grace will listen. Grace will sleep easily.”
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