Insane



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    “She’s a witch!” David interjected.

    “Stop it with that,” Yuna said annoyed.

    “Or what?”

    “Or I’ll cast a spell,” she threatened.

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    Yuna Hollander is a witch (of sorts) and an AU version of Shane and Ilya get a chance to start all over again.

    This will be long running!

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    16 May 2026

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    Alexis: Considering how he throws Hollander around on the ice, I’m worried about you girl 😂

    Jane: Oh, he does love to throw me around.

    Jane: Haha.

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    Ilya’s decision to fuck with Shane backfires spectacularly. And Shane gets a support system along the way.

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    09 Feb 2026

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    Cap: What did I do??

    Cap: Ask what YOUR wife and girlfriends did

    Cap: Telling Jane not to have sex

    Cap: That I make Boyfriend 101 excuse

    Cap: Now I’m cleaning drains I did not know exist in this fucking house

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    Shane tells himself, on the nights when one or both of them is traveling, on the nights when they can’t be together, that he is okay with Ilya doing what he needs to do. To keep his body active, his mind calm. To be able to love Shane without resentment.

    He’s almost able to convince himself he believes it.

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    Shane thinks they have an unspoken agreement for a one-sided open relationship (on Ilya's side). When Ilya suggests that Shane might want to sleep with other men, Shane panics. Sad boy antics ensue.

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    15 May 2026

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    Shane is frozen to the spot. Or, it’s more like he’s being ripped apart from the inside. Half of his body - the parts connected to his panicking brain and nervous system - are pulling him out, towards the road, towards escape, towards safety. The other half of his body, the parts that might be connected to his heart, are trying to drag him back inside.

    In this moment, he is completely unable to decide which direction to go, and with each stuttering heartbeat it’s getting harder and harder to breathe. His body decides for him, brain and heart meeting in the middle, and he collapses down onto Ilya’s front step, giving in to the panic attack and letting his brain fill with fog.

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    Shane runs away during tuna melts, but only makes it to Ilya's front step. Everything that happens after is similar - except that it's so, so different.

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    15 May 2026

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    His next reply made Rose almost drop her phone. There was a penis on her screen. A very large penis. And - god, this was the weirdest part - it was Ilya Rozanov’s penis. 

    Rose: SHANE

    Shane: I know.

    Shane: Don’t worry it fits.

    Rose: that is SO not what I was going to ask you

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    Or: Shane drunk texts Rose a picture of Ilya's dick. A year later Rose meets Ilya for the first time and remembers.

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    14 May 2026