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After Tom takes Greg out to teach him how to be rich, Greg decides to return the favor and give Tom a tour of how to be poor in the city via St. Mark's. A series of mishaps, of course, inevitably occur.
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Tom scoffed, “I’m not fucking crawling on the dirty subway floor. First of all, the suit is dry-clean only. Second of all, I’m not a goddamn dog or toddler. I’m a grown, successful man. And I’m going to hop the turnstile like a man would.”
Gripping the sides of the turnstile with unsure hands, he began to hoist himself over. For a few seconds, he really felt like one of those cool NYU artsy kids he had always secretly been jealous of. That was, of course, before his foot got stuck on the last bar, and he face planted onto the subway floor (more commonly known as a pile of germs, chewed gum, and every single person in the city’s dirty footprints since probably the 19-fucking-40s).
The MTA employee just shook his head with a disappointed look from his box, and a girl leaning on the tiled walls side-eyed them and loudly popped her gum.
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You (Just Like Heaven) by Insert_Mild_Screeching
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
07 Dec 2024
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In which Richie and Eddie debate totally, definitely, entirely maturely whether or not Eddie actually knows CPR based on his training and certification. Challenges are made, bets are raised, and ulterior motives are involved.
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“Excuse you!” Richie gasped in mock outrage,“ I know CPR, I give it to your mom all the time!”
“Richie what does that even mean,” Eddie scoffed, “that makes absolutely no sense!”
“Hey,” Richie started, somberly and softly placing his hand on Eddie’s. He paused before his serious face began twisting into his telltale smirk, “it's okay to admit that you're such a virgin you can’t even imagine what I get up to.”
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Raise a Toast to the Lot of Us (Tomorrow There'll Be Less of Us) by Drag0nst0rm for LadyHaleth
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
17 Aug 2025
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It is, at the end of the day, a silly drinking agreement among cousins.
Unfortunately, it's also a binding oath and possibly, when viewed in certain lights, treason.
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08 Sep 2025
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Far over land and sea by firstamazon for vinyatar
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
07 Sep 2025
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Maglor has always felt the pull of the Great Music more than most. When the Song changes, he struggles to follow its pace.
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07 Sep 2025
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the oath slowly drives maglor insane
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Second Sons by FabiusCunctator
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
24 Jul 2025
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Nolofinwë watched as Makalaurë’s fingers glided across the harpstring, at how the light bent around him as he sang. Kanafinwë indeed, Nolofinwë thought, beside him his mother shifted.
“It is well that Eru sought fit to bring together Finwë and Miriel,” Indis said sadly as Makalaurë’s voice cut the gold. Nolofinwë startled to hear that name come from her lips.
“Great power was made through the mingling of their blood.”
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- Part 1 of The High King
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05 Sep 2025
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Light Touched AU by whovianhiddlestoner
Fandom: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
30 Sep 2024
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03 Sep 2025
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Fossegrim by whovianhiddlestoner for unendingwanderlust
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
30 Nov 2024
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The figure’s head moved, the cascade of inky hair spilling out of his lap and into the river, and Glorfindel, suppressing a shiver of dread, felt that he was being watched.
“Someone new approaches... A ghost has come from a bygone Age. A dead elf walking anew.”
He squared his shoulders, pointing his weapon at the strange creature, and dared to take a step closer.
-----Glorfindel meets a mysterious water spirit who plays the harp with breathtaking skill and hides his face from the world. The Balrog Slayer had always wished to learn the harp and for a small price of food the spirit agrees to teach him. But who is this water spirit? And why does Glorfindel feel like he is missing something obvious?
Through a window to the past, Laurëfindil is madly in love with Makalaurë, but certain hardships and the Oath keeps the two lovers apart.
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