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Basically I think bby Mydei would have been chubby when he was little - Gorgo would have spoiled him rotten like he deserves.
Family hijinks and angst.
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Send a little love our way. by Insertsomethingwittyhere
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Jun 2025
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Shang Qinghua has lied, cheated and stolen his way into being Peak Lord of An Ding (and it sucks) - he's put up with all the shitty ways his fellow Peak Lords have treated him (no better than a servant! He's married to the Mobei-Jun).
His ill begot position doesn't mean he's completly with no morals though, so he's made An Ding a nice place to work - there's suggestion boxes! His little Disciples can bother him whenever they can dig him out from under all his papper work! And! And! he's fitted out a system so that no weak Disciples go out by themselves (buddy system hasn't failed him yet) and that only the most hardy and unfazed Disciples go to Bai Zhan and other violent peaks with plenty of back up plans and escape routes planned.
But nothing ever stays the same.
Alternatively, An Ding goes on strike.
Or alternatly alternatively - An Ding Disciples go on holiday in their Shizun's husbands ice palace. -
In all things that matter; look to the side. by Insertsomethingwittyhere
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
15 Apr 2025
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I work retail. I hate it, but the amount of married men that look to their wives when I ask 'do you have a reward card?' makes me laugh. So, here we go.
A little slice of life told via NPC.
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- Part 5 of Ratiorine drabbles of their daily life
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Only this and nothing more by Insertsomethingwittyhere
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
14 Feb 2025
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Was listening to The Raven by Edgar Allan Poe read by Christopher Lee.
Happy Valentines. (^w^)All Viktor can do is remember, chasing memories long forgotten, basking in a suns rays long since burned out.
If he could only see it once more. Remember the way his name tasted, how it sounded.
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Take me back to Eden; the place where I was whole. by Insertsomethingwittyhere
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
13 Feb 2025
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Death, Viktor thinks, was not the face he thought it was always going to be; the cold indifference of a faceless disease was now the heart wrenching face of his dearest partner twisted and torn in loss and anger. The beam hits him - and where he expects there to be a great gapping hole in his chest where his heart is, he finds himself whole and on the ground.
But, there is no commune and there is no Jayce. Only a white cloked figure, stooped by grief that jestures for him to follow.
So he he follows.
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Ratiorine drabbles of their daily life by Insertsomethingwittyhere
Fandom: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game), 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
15 Apr 2025
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As the lable says - drabbles that follow the Ratiorine household with a little Haikaveh thrown in for some spice.
A/B/O for Genshin characters and Ratio since he's 'from there'
Alien plant biology for Aventurine.Alpha - Alhaitham, Ratio
Omega - Kaveh,Kaveh can be read as trans ftm or mtf, whatever you want since I'm pretty vague with his discriptors the first two drabbles, sorta the same with Aventurine since he's also got both sets of equipment, but I don't really go into much detail - might do if I M or E a fic but at the moment its mostly G and T.
The fics are written in chronological order so theres no need to jump about from fic to fic - not like the Starwars movies, 1 is 1 and so on.
Enjoy (^u^)b
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Ships and watching tv. by Insertsomethingwittyhere
Fandom: Fairy Tail, Kumicho Musume to Sewagakari | The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting, Kumicho Musume to sewagari | 極道娘と世話係, Magic Kaito, One Piece, SK8 the Infinity (Anime), ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
27 Apr 2022
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A series where I make couples watch tv and either argue or annoy each other. Maybe some cuddling.
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Yamraiha causes a lot of stuff to happen in the Magi universe, all male characters tremble in fear. by Insertsomethingwittyhere
Fandom: Magi: The Labyrinth of Magic
24 Sep 2020
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The music of silence series - Viktuuri by BornToShipFireShips, Insertsomethingwittyhere, Tenebris131
Fandom: yuri on ice
02 Aug 2017
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In one hand, he still clutched a whisk. On the floor sat a mixing bowl filled with ith a suspicious concoction that looked vaguely like batter. His gaze shifted to the oven, where the charred remains of the ghost's latest culinary disaster smoldered in silence. It was clear that this wasn’t the first time he had danced with disaster in the kitchen.
Noticing how long Mydei had been forced to look up, Phainon—worried he'd strain his neck—immediately dropped down onto the floor. Like a child caught red-handed in the middle of a crime scene.
"…Me try cook."
Phainon confessed, utterly dejected.
Another fun fact? This ghost couldn't speak properly.
Phainon could only manage broken, fragmented words—never a complete sentence. However, it was enough for Mydei to piece together what he meant.
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- Part 2 of Pupvin, Pupnon and their Meowdeimos
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10 Sep 2025
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31 Dec 2024
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"Have faith," they said.
"Believe in him," they murmured.
Yet nothing can extinguish the anguish in his heart, as he witnesses his beloved slay yet another so-called enemy of the Empire. With every swing of Alhaitham's sword, with every drop of life force dripping over the throne's floor, Kaveh finds his heart trembles in uncertainty.
How many times has it been?
(Many.)
(So many, after Alhaitham took the Crown.)Bookmarked by Insertsomethingwittyhere
03 Dec 2024
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Operation Sympathy: Resounding Failure by Rainbowkittyblossomwings
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
24 Nov 2024
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Cyno and Alhaitham don't get along, and that worries Lumine and Paimon. Cyno clearly doesn't fully trust Alhaitham, and Alhaitham clearly doesn't care enough to try to get along. So it's up to her and Paimon to smooth things out and make them like each other, so they're not at each other's throats while saving Nahida.
So Lumine throws herself into a desperate plot to make Cyno pity Alhaitham, in hopes of that making him trust him and stop viewing him as a spy for the Sages.
Naturally when it comes to Alhaitham's hardships, that inevitably turns to his massive fight with Kaveh, and to Lumine's horror she learns both Cyno and Alhaitham happen to know this Kaveh guy.And more importantly, both of them refuse to believe that the other one truly knows Kaveh. Because if Kaveh was truly Cyno's friend, wouldn't he have mentioned Alhaitham to Cyno? And wouldn't he have spoken about Cyno to Alhaitham?
Kaveh's desperation to keep two factions of his life separate, and for people to not learn Alhaitham is his roommate, including his friends, ends up hurting him, as much to Lumine's horror Cyno and Alhaitham are sent into a spiral of one-upping each other on Kaveh knowledge.
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26 Nov 2024
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A collection of related stories where Aha, for reasons unknown, cuts themself down and recreates themself into the human, Sampo Koski. Their new mortal form limits their Aeonic powers, but he is still absolutely, undeniably an Aeon. No matter how much he tries to quell it and hide it, their Aeonic powers will always slip through the cracks; Sampo's presence alone can make people see things, hear things, can make them go mad or feel gut wrenching sorrow or unending jubilation.
Some people are more sensitive to divinity than others. But Sampo has never met a mortal like Gepard; he's mundane, normal, completely and utterly blind to divinity. Gepard is just a boring, normal human, and Sampo becomes smitten with him anyways.
Based on the Divinity AU I been cooking up on my tumblr. There's not much of a linear, thought out plotline to this or any semblance of a schedule. I'm just going to write things when I feel like it lmao.
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30 Oct 2024