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At thirty, Hermione Granger’s life is perfectly fine. A bit quiet. A bit predictable. Her best friend insists it’s time for a change, so, somewhat reluctantly, Hermione creates a dating profile.
She doesn’t expect SilverHeir to be interesting, or funny, or surprisingly easy to talk to, even though he refuses to show his face.
Meanwhile, Draco Malfoy returns to England. He comes back to the Ministry, and to her department. He’s still absolutely insufferable: arrogant, snide, and, unfortunately, better looking than he has any right to be. Especially when he wears glasses. Her days are filled with tense meetings and barely concealed hostility. Her nights are filled with messages from someone she’s finding it harder and harder not to think about.
This is a romantic comedy about bad ideas, worse coworkers, and the unexpected upside of anonymous flirting.- Language:
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25 Jun 2025
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Hermione Granger wanted solitude, sunshine, and peace..
What she got was Draco Malfoy, smirking in her garden, shirt half-buttoned, and dangerously close to stealing her composure… and her knickers.
Now there’s homemade sourdough bread , a chaotic Theo with a chicken named Henrietta who's stalking him around the farm , Pansy Parkinson and her plantdaddy, and of course, Blaise Zabini and all his charm.
This story is an enemies to soulmates with a side of steamy bathtub confessions, barefoot weddings, and magically delivered nude Polaroids that nearly break the groom at the altar.
Add an emotionally constipated Lucius Malfoy, a supportive Narcissa who's got her husband under a tight leash and a love story that will make your heart (and other things) flutter ;)- Language:
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24 Jun 2025
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“I know you, Malfoy, you don’t do things just out of the kindness of your heart. There is always a reason. Why are we here? What’s in it for you?”
“You don’t know me anymore, Granger. The boy that you went to school with is gone. The man that I am now is a stranger to you."
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When a new Death Eater plot is uncovered six years after the war and Voldemort's defeat, Hermione's life is thrown into a tail spin as she, Ginny, Neville, and Luna are forced to relocate to a safe house in Italy while Harry, Ron, and Kingsley stay in London to work the case.
But the four refugees will not be hiding out alone. Joining them are Draco Malfoy, Theodore Nott, and Blaise Zabini, who have been working as spies for the Ministry, and whom Hermione has not seen in six years.
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23 Jun 2025
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Hermione instinctively takes a step back. “What are you doing here, Malfoy?”
“It was you this whole time?” Rage deepens his voice. “Are you fucking kidding?”
“What?” Her head begins to feel light and woozy. The eucalyptus scent. It’s him. It’s Malfoy, not the old tenant.
Oh no. She raises her hands to cover her mouth and nose, her fingers cold and shaking.
“You’re not—”
“You can’t—”
They speak and stop at the same time. His lips thin and his pupils have blown his grey eyes to black. Neither makes a move to say anything again, instead measuring each other from the safety of their respective doorsteps.
It’s been years since she’s seen him, and it’s awful how good he looks. And smells.
Shit.
Shit, shit, shit. He’s an Alpha? And her neighbour? Gods, this can’t get any worse.
(THIS FIC IS ON OFFICIAL HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE)
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17 Jul 2024
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After returning from an 18-month assignment with the Department of Mysteries, Hermione discovers that her old life in England has changed. Her motley of friends has expanded, and even Draco Malfoy is accepted. And to her profound dismay, the Unspeakable realises that she may need to accept her old bully as well, because the Ministry has assigned Auror Malfoy to her next case—a time-travelling quest to find the lost cure for memory ailments. As the unlikely pair embark on their task, they unravel mysteries and face historical fiends they never expected. And as Hermione grows fonder of the man she never wanted to forgive, she discovers the secret that he’s kept locked away…a secret that makes their task all the more consequential. But can time heal all wounds, or will it break an already damaged heart?
[Note June 2025: I'm editing this fic as I find the time, so if anyone notices the word count change don't freak out! I'm not changing any of the content, I'm only editing grammar, flow, etc.]Series
- Part 1 of Time Will Tell
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