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In the midst of the Battle, Draco Malfoy finds himself torn between wanting to do the right thing and joining his family. What happens when his choice is made for him by none other than Hermione Granger?
And where will that decision lead him?
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**This is a reader request.**This is part 1 of a 2 part series, the second being the “what if” had happened instead of this.
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- Part 1 of Because Of You / Me After You
- Language:
- English
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- 85,778
- Chapters:
- 50/50
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- 9
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- 1,312
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- 2,885
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12 Nov 2025
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Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy are cursed. Probably. Maybe.
All Hermione knows for certain is that he keeps sticking his pointy nose and other body parts where they aren't welcome: like into her dating life, and under her skin, literally.
Meanwhile, all Draco knows for certain is that in all his fantasies of getting into her knickers, he never imagined it happening like that.
A twist of fate, a statistical anomaly, or a sex curse: whatever the cause, there's (probably) just one solution.
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(In which Hermione and Draco Apparate into one another, repeatedly.)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 36,244
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Collections:
- 6
- Comments:
- 648
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- 2,811
- Bookmarks:
- 851
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- 56,080
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11 Nov 2025
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now i hang from your lips (like the gardens of babylon) by cosmic_kate
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Aug 2024
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Far in the east, deep in the desert, a king once erected a vast garden of greenery for his beloved queen. She was homesick, longing for some time or place far, far away, with rolling green hills and wet, humid summers.
Later, much, much later, historians would say it couldn’t be real. That it couldn’t be more than a myth, or poetry. The architecture was too advanced for the time. The irrigation systems were state of the art. And the beauty of it—exquisite, the poets said—was far too good to be true.
Hermione knows better. She knows the hanging gardens of Babylon very well did exist. She knows this because she knows magic. She knows this because she was there.
Winner of "Best World Building", "Best Romance", "Best Prose", and "Overall Favorite" for DWS Historical Hyperfixation NEWTs <3
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,466
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 47
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- 441
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- 92
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- 2,798
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11 Nov 2025
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Every Death Eater is allowed to make one final request before their execution.
Draco Malfoy asks to see Hermione Granger.
And somewhere, a butterfly flaps its wings.
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- Part 1 of The Way Out Is Through
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 39,451
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Collections:
- 16
- Comments:
- 998
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- 6,412
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- 2,326
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- 150,236
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11 Nov 2025
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10 years after the War, and deep in the Department of Mysteries, something is stirring. The Wizengamot, predictably, decides to make it Everybody's Business.
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A realistic take on marriage law featuring dramatic existentialism, judgmental jewelry and a society that just won't forget that one time where the upper class got a bit murder-y.
This started as a loose tribute to the film Moonstruck and got increasingly out of hand.
Dramione focus with ensemble cast. Multi-POV- Language:
- English
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- 129,787
- Chapters:
- 20/?
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- 649
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- 449
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11 Nov 2025
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Post-war life isn’t exactly how Hermione Granger thought it would be. She’s stuck on her way up the Ministry ladder working as the liaison to the Department for Digital Media, Culture and Sport in Muggle England. Losing herself amongst art, artifacts, and books in the National Gallery, British Museum and British Library should be the perfect job. However, when Draco Malfoy crashes back into her life (and seems to be a completely different person than she remembers), Hermione questions everything. A rash of forgeries pours into the Gallery and Draco is tasked to sort them out. It isn’t that he has to stay with Hermione as part of a work housing exchange, or that he’s a bad house guest. It’s the stirring dreams she started having about him that are causing the most havoc.
When Harry Potter is hexed with an unknown life-draining curse, it’s up to Hermione and her unlikely companion, Draco, to save him. Racing through museums, trudging through the British countryside, and seeking shelter in an abandoned cabin to find the mythical Ring of Dispel, the two skirt the line between history and legend. Will they be able to uncover the cause of Harry’s curse in time to save him?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 78,647
- Chapters:
- 19/19
- Comments:
- 155
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- 508
- Bookmarks:
- 252
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- 18,191
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11 Nov 2025
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Hermione is a practical, sensible, introverted, thirty-nine-year-old woman that has no business being at a music festival, let alone the largest one in the U.K. She certainly has no business accidentally meeting Draco Malfoy, the hottest member of the world’s hottest boy band, and she positively has no business sparking his interest. Above all, she has no business whatsoever, in any degree and under any circumstances, falling in love with him.
Guess what happens.
(Heavily inspired by the film (and book) The Idea of You.)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 84,004
- Chapters:
- 16/16
- Comments:
- 382
- Kudos:
- 484
- Bookmarks:
- 176
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- 13,667
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11 Nov 2025
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“Why don’t you just line them all up and kiss them one by one until you find your mate?” Hermione asked logically, “That would put them, and you, out of your misery,”
“Misery?”
“You know what I mean, Malfoy. All this waiting? Don’t you want to find out who she is?”
Malfoy looked at her, eyes locked on hers, for so long it was nearly uncomfortable and then he slowly looked away.
“What if I don’t want to?” he said quietly, “What if I want to have a bit more time to - “
She looked at him, at his handsome face. It dawned on her then.
“I see - you want to be able to fuck around? Sow some more wild oats?”
She saw the red burn in his cheeks. He looked annoyed and his eyes flashed back to hers.
“And you don’t want to run the risk of one of them being your future mate, do you? Fucking them and accidentally awakening the bond before you’re ready. All too risky. The only safe way would be a muggle born. Someone who could never be your mate.”
So that would leave you with - “
The thoughts fell into place in her mind and her mouth opened in surprise.
Hermione said the word ‘me’ at exactly the same moment that Draco breathed ‘you’.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 45,755
- Chapters:
- 14/14
- Comments:
- 373
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- 2,580
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- 559
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11 Nov 2025
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At thirty, Hermione Granger’s life is perfectly fine. A bit quiet. A bit predictable. Her best friend insists it’s time for a change, so, somewhat reluctantly, Hermione creates a dating profile.
She doesn’t expect SilverHeir to be interesting, or funny, or surprisingly easy to talk to, even though he refuses to show his face.
Meanwhile, Draco Malfoy returns to England. He comes back to the Ministry, and to her department. He’s still absolutely insufferable: arrogant, snide, and, unfortunately, better looking than he has any right to be. Especially when he wears glasses. Her days are filled with tense meetings and barely concealed hostility. Her nights are filled with messages from someone she’s finding it harder and harder not to think about.
This is a romantic comedy about bad ideas, worse coworkers, and the unexpected upside of anonymous flirting.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 241,263
- Chapters:
- 44/44
- Comments:
- 369
- Kudos:
- 870
- Bookmarks:
- 555
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- 57,265
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25 Jun 2025
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Hermione Granger wanted solitude, sunshine, and peace..
What she got was Draco Malfoy, smirking in her garden, shirt half-buttoned, and dangerously close to stealing her composure… and her knickers.
Now there’s homemade sourdough bread , a chaotic Theo with a chicken named Henrietta who's stalking him around the farm , Pansy Parkinson and her plantdaddy, and of course, Blaise Zabini and all his charm.
This story is an enemies to soulmates with a side of steamy bathtub confessions, barefoot weddings, and magically delivered nude Polaroids that nearly break the groom at the altar.
Add an emotionally constipated Lucius Malfoy, a supportive Narcissa who's got her husband under a tight leash and a love story that will make your heart (and other things) flutter ;)- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 56,996
- Chapters:
- 28/28
- Comments:
- 126
- Kudos:
- 515
- Bookmarks:
- 279
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- 23,129
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24 Jun 2025
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“I know you, Malfoy, you don’t do things just out of the kindness of your heart. There is always a reason. Why are we here? What’s in it for you?”
“You don’t know me anymore, Granger. The boy that you went to school with is gone. The man that I am now is a stranger to you."
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When a new Death Eater plot is uncovered six years after the war and Voldemort's defeat, Hermione's life is thrown into a tail spin as she, Ginny, Neville, and Luna are forced to relocate to a safe house in Italy while Harry, Ron, and Kingsley stay in London to work the case.
But the four refugees will not be hiding out alone. Joining them are Draco Malfoy, Theodore Nott, and Blaise Zabini, who have been working as spies for the Ministry, and whom Hermione has not seen in six years.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 240,858
- Chapters:
- 34/40
- Comments:
- 957
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- 1,477
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- 933
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23 Jun 2025
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Hermione instinctively takes a step back. “What are you doing here, Malfoy?”
“It was you this whole time?” Rage deepens his voice. “Are you fucking kidding?”
“What?” Her head begins to feel light and woozy. The eucalyptus scent. It’s him. It’s Malfoy, not the old tenant.
Oh no. She raises her hands to cover her mouth and nose, her fingers cold and shaking.
“You’re not—”
“You can’t—”
They speak and stop at the same time. His lips thin and his pupils have blown his grey eyes to black. Neither makes a move to say anything again, instead measuring each other from the safety of their respective doorsteps.
It’s been years since she’s seen him, and it’s awful how good he looks. And smells.
Shit.
Shit, shit, shit. He’s an Alpha? And her neighbour? Gods, this can’t get any worse.
(THIS FIC IS ON OFFICIAL HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 20,871
- Chapters:
- 6/10
- Comments:
- 468
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- 2,304
- Bookmarks:
- 698
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- 53,584
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17 Jul 2024
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After returning from an 18-month assignment with the Department of Mysteries, Hermione discovers that her old life in England has changed. Her motley of friends has expanded, and even Draco Malfoy is accepted. And to her profound dismay, the Unspeakable realises that she may need to accept her old bully as well, because the Ministry has assigned Auror Malfoy to her next case—a time-travelling quest to find the lost cure for memory ailments. As the unlikely pair embark on their task, they unravel mysteries and face historical fiends they never expected. And as Hermione grows fonder of the man she never wanted to forgive, she discovers the secret that he’s kept locked away…a secret that makes their task all the more consequential. But can time heal all wounds, or will it break an already damaged heart?
[Note June 2025: I'm editing this fic as I find the time, so if anyone notices the word count change don't freak out! I'm not changing any of the content, I'm only editing grammar, flow, etc.]Series
- Part 1 of Time Will Tell
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 315,133
- Chapters:
- 44/44
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 1,378
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- 2,392
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- 1,646
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- 218,762
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17 Jul 2024
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“Glee was the last thing she felt staring into the empty eyes that should have been a bright grey. His face had always looked pointed and sharp, but now that gave way to gauntness. His hair, which he had been so particular about in school, hung long and limp. It reminded her of how his father had looked in his mugshot. How he had wanted to be just like his father growing up. And now he was, maybe more than ever.
A ghost.”After doing more than her fair share in saving the Wizarding World and bearing the scars of what it cost, Hermione Granger thinks she has earned herself a little respite. But when a charismatic albeit chaotic Theodore Nott convinces her to use an old law to save a dear friend who is about to meet the Dementor’s Kiss, she simply cannot stand by and watch. Follow Hermione as she navigates a world that still believes in blood status, a marriage to save the life of an old enemy and the hurt that comes with surviving.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 162,244
- Chapters:
- 31/31
- Comments:
- 4,186
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- 15,165
- Bookmarks:
- 5,227
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- 696,198
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14 Jul 2024
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The Wizengamot had just passed a new Marriage Law that forced all the young wizards and witches to get married.
Draco couldn't find a woman who wanted to be his wife, so he had to accept the person chosen for him by the Ministry.
The only problem was that he didn't want to. Not once he knew who she was.
You can read the Spanish version here.
PLEASE don't post my fics on rating apps like Goodreads, Storygraph, or similar. Don't repost them to other platforms
Series
- Part 1 of Cursed
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 94,764
- Chapters:
- 25/25
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 1,973
- Kudos:
- 4,127
- Bookmarks:
- 1,817
- Hits:
- 170,066
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12 Jul 2024
