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  1. Public Bookmark 30

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    It’d be easy to free Crowley if only he’d admit to his desires, but of course he would have to be difficult. Aziraphale may have to be quite firm with him.

    Featuring demon summoning, smut, and improper use of an Airbnb.

    [Originally written for the 2024 Good Omens Holiday Exchange on Dreamwidth]

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    23 Jun 2025

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    It started innocently enough, well, what drew him here was far from innocent, but it was just a temporary thing, to scratch an itch. That itch happened to be Crowley’s desire to be manhandled; he liked it rough, with even rougher words.

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    Aziraphale hadn’t meant to play favorites, and he really shouldn’t, he knows better. But when a client is this intoxicating it’s hard not to fall down the rabbit hole.

    Sex Worker AU

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    21 Jun 2025

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    During a dry spell, Crowley complains loudly and insistently to his flatmate (who he’s wanted to fuck as long as he's known him) about how a dildo is nowhere near as satisfying as the real thing, and Aziraphale proposes that they actually put Crowley's theory to the test.

    Just two flatmates conducting an experiment where they see if Crowley actually can tell the difference between a sex toy and Aziraphale's cock in the name of science, aka the Real Dick vs Dildo challenge, aka the one where affection starved Crowley has desires and feelings and would pretty much do anything to get Aziraphale inside him at least once.

    Part 3 of my Pride series!

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    21 Jun 2025

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    “You want me to pay for it.” He drawled, leaning back in his chair.
    “Don’t put words in my mouth.” His assistant said, entirely unimpressed by the fact that he could fire her.
    “You said-”
    “I said that it would probably be a good idea for you to get some, and if you can’t be bothered to do it the normal way, that there are professional options. And then I said that if you’d like, I could recommend someone.”
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    He called the fucking number.
    He didn’t know why – okay, he did, he was an idiot, tipsy, lonely, and horny – but he called the damn number.
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    Even just looking at the blonde’s profile, he felt a twinge in his gut. Blonde curls indeed – over features that revealed the other man’s age, light eyes, and a cute, upturned nose. Slim lips, currently curved in a smile for the bartender. Crowley studied the rest of him too – a bit of chub, not enough to be fat, but definitely dad-bod territory.
    He sighed softly, wondering what sort of witch Anathema was, because she had been spot on about this guy being his type. He didn’t even need to see the large hands or plush thighs to make up his mind – this… this could work.

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    20 Jun 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 24

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    In the middle of their devastating first kiss (and in the same universe as the events of Lavender Isn't Scary [https://archiveofourown.org/works/52918828]), Aziraphale uses his little-known power to stop time and debrief his favorite demon.

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    19 Jun 2025