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Thorin son of Thrain is a struggling blacksmith descended from a fallen line of kings.
In an attempt to provide for his family over the winter, he reluctantly accepts an impossible sounding task - to hunt down an enchanted deer that lives in the Old Forest that borders the Shire, and make armour and weapons from its hide and antlers.
He never expected to succeed. And he certainly never expected what he found to change his life so completely.
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In which an unexpected party results in an unexpected family. Or, in which Bilbo gets 13 husbands.
Bilbo Baggins is the first Omega the Shire has had in generations, and they hardly know what to do with him. To escape an arranged bonding, Bilbo goes on an adventure with thirteen dwarves he accidentally married.
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- Part 1 of Other Dwarves' Treasure
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The Two Kings Beneath the Mountain by Nathysama
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
09 Jan 2026
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Long ago, a sacred alliance was forged between the Kingdom of Erebor and the Shire, in which the Dwarves swore to protect the hobbits. But what could the small, peaceful Shire possibly offer in return? What was the true nature of this alliance?
And now that it has been broken... can it ever be restored?
A hobbit must marry a dwarf.
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If arousal persists for more than five hours, consult your local herbologist by Falazure
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
10 Oct 2025
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It was just Bilbo's luck that along with everything else that had befallen him on this adventure he had to get doused by a sex plant of all things.
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“My birthday’s September twenty-second. We’re exactly a month apart.” Bilbo had grinned at him so widely then that Thorin barely registered the implication of what he’d said.
“Yours has passed too,” he frowned when he realized. “We shall have to do something for next year.”
“Next year? You’d… want me to stay through next September?” And the hope that Thorin knew Bilbo was trying to smother shone so clearly on his face that he’d wanted to throw all caution to the wind and show him exactly how close he wanted him to stay.
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Hobbits and dwarves celebrate their birthdays differently. Chaos and confusion ensues.
