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    tautological by for mosiva

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    18 Apr 2023

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    It had taken Tom quite a bit of trial and error to figure out how, but he had finally worked out how to exploit their shared horcrux connection and send Harry false visions and dreams.

    For a few weeks now, Harry had been waking up every morning to a rush of pleasure, soaked pajama bottoms, and Tom’s name a broken moan on his lips.

    Tom would give Harry a knowing look in the morning as he drew open the bedcurtains. Harry would be blushing furiously and unable to meet Tom’s eyes, with the evidence of his wet dreams from the night before still smeared across his stomach. Dreams that Tom had been both the subject and the source of.
     

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    07 Sep 2025

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    The Batburger Wars by

    Fandoms: Danny Phantom, DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types  

    07 Feb 2025

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    The Joker, mid-sip of his Diet Killer-Coke, blinked at the horde of Jokerized fries staring him down.

    One fry—a particular fry, taller than the others, with a bent, crispy edge like a villainous mustache—stepped forward.

    The leader.

    It pointed a greasy limb at the Joker and screeched:

    “IMPOSTER.”

    Danny watched, horrified, as the Jokerized fries rushed the booth like a swarm of angry, ketchup-covered piranhas.

    The Joker barely had time to say, “What the f—” before he was tackled under a wave of his own deep-fried doppelgängers.

    Or,

    The food in Batburger comes to life.

    [Inspired by a tumbr post.]

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    02 Aug 2025

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    the family evans by for darkersoltice

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    01 Jan 2015

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    What if, when Petunia Dursley found a little boy on her front doorstep, she took him in? Not into the cupboard under the stairs, not into a twisted childhood of tarnished worth and neglect—what if she took him in?

    Petunia was jealous, selfish and vicious. We will not pretend she wasn’t. She looked at that boy on her doorstep and thought about her Dudders, barely a month older than this boy. She looked at his eyes and her stomach turned over and over. (Severus Snape saved Harry’s life for his eyes. Let’s have Petunia save it despite them).

    Let’s tell a story where Petunia Dursley found a baby boy on her doorstep and hated his eyes—she hated them. She took him in and fed him and changed him and got him his shots, and she hated his eyes up until the day she looked at the boy and saw her nephew, not her sister’s shadow. When Harry was two and Vernon Dursley bought Dudley a toy car and Harry a fast food meal with a toy with parts he could choke on Petunia packed her things and got a divorce.

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    13 Jul 2025

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    I have swallowed my pride (To say goodbye) by for Lady__Loki

    Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, RIORDAN Rick - Works, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, Ancient Egyptian Religion, Ancient Egyptian RPF  

    02 Jun 2025

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    "The woods are lovely, dark and deep, But I have promises to keep, And miles to go before I sleep." ~Robert Frost

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    Rhea thought the fight was over when she handed Luke that blade. The war she fought for others was over. She was wrong.
    Now a thousand miles and a thousand years from home, all alone with just the ghost of a curse to accompany her in her travels, she will only fight for the wars she chooses.

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    Sent to the start of the Trojan War, Rhea Jackson does not wish to be involved in another war of the gods

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    you speak of the devil (like he's not your friend) by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    10 May 2025

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    Harry finds a Horcrux the summer before his sixth year. A deal is struck.

    (Or, when Harry wakes a seventeen-year-old Tom Riddle from the Gaunt's Ring, it is to a world where his future self has achieved none of their goals except one. Harry is proof that he's a great wizard after all.)

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    11 May 2025

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