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    Jazz and Prowl exchange a strange look, something that makes Megatron want to strangle them because he can’t decipher what it is. He pushes back the suspicion that they’ve caught onto his situation; it would be impossible for them to know. There is nothing different about Prime’s frame or processor from when Ratchet had scanned him during his forced berth rest. They cannot know about him.

    “If you need an extended leave, don’t refrain from requesting it,” Prowl says after a small pause. “That was quite a blow to the helm you took.”

    “A measly blow to the helm won’t deter me in the slightest,” Megatron snaps before he can think better. When he does think better, he reiterates to a wide-eyed Prowl, “that is, my helm is more than capable of taking a hit.”

    Jazz laughs at that. It sounds strained.

    “Sure,” he agrees, “yeah, sure. Hey, how many digits am I holding up?”
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    or; waking up in your arch nemesis' body is definitely high up on the list of Things That Will Royally Fuck Shit Up, right alongside not knowing how it happened, how to get back, and also how said arch nemesis ran their faction full of idiots through four million years of war.

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    10 May 2026

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    “Heh, you listenin’ to this Soundwave? I made this hit for you. Hope you glitch out and die! Now playing: Off-Brand Blue Box with No Face AND No Style.”

     


    Soundwave puts his head in his hands.
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    or; Blaster has been an unrelenting glitch in Soundwave's system ever since the war began. With Cybertron settling into a new era of peace, Soundwave thinks it's only fair to get back at the obnoxious red boombox by playing tunes on equal footing; namely, by becoming a co-host to the one and only radio station this side of Cybertron: New Iacon Live.

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    04 May 2026

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    Surrounded by the torrid fiction of his fellow Autobots, Jazz uncovers a Decepticon plot hidden amidst their written fantasies. Can the Spec Ops commander turn this plot of high treason into a narrative...of love? OR Jazz is surrounded by a bunch of perverted writers, and wouldn't you know it, one of them is a Decepticon. (Complete)

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    18 Apr 2026

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    Soundwave, being the sane and intelligent mech that he is, is not really in the habit of responding to mysterious messages that find themselves in his inbox. Especially not mysterious messages with mysterious file attachments.

    But with this one, the possible pros just so happen to outweigh the theoretical cons.

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    18 Apr 2026

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    Blocky eyes formed haphazardly from what Derlord guessed was its face, then a mouth that smiled sheepishly at him, wide and wobbly.

    “…Really.”

    Derlord dragged a hand down his face, pinching the bridge of his nose. He didn’t know why he expected anything else.

    “A slime block,” he muttered, “Three months of savings…gone.”

    The cube squelched softly in response.

     

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    Fantasy au where adventurer D3rlord3 summons his first familiar, and of course, it’s a slime.

    (Aka, pure silly fluff)

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    01 Apr 2026