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So Apparently I Can Eat Souls Now by The_Chronomancer
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Jan 2026
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I wanted to do a Harry Potter self-insert that reflected what I really am on the inside - empty and soulless. So here's a Harry Potter self-insert as a dementor.
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28 Jan 2026
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Pound the Table by An_October_Daye
Fandoms: X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Comicverse), Marvel (Comics)
12 Jan 2025
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[A 90's Era X-Men Self-Insert]
"There is an old adage among lawyers that says: If you have the facts on your side, pound the facts. If you have the law on your side, pound the law. If you have neither the facts nor the law, pound the table." – Martin A. Davis, Jr.
Mutant law is an emergent field, more or less the wild west of the legal profession, and on a good day, you're lucky if the law and facts aren't all dead-set against you. And when your list of recurring clients includes the Wielder of Cerebro and the Master of Magnetism?
Well... suffice to say, there is plenty of pounding the table to be done.
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21 Jan 2026
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20 Jan 2026
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There is a Lhazareen saying: ‘No rain without thunder, no child without pangs.’
One week before Queen Aemma’s due date, a slave who speaks the bastard tongue of old Valyria is brought to King’s Landing with a prophecy and a wish. One that foretells the Queen's death in childbirth, and a wish to deliver her child safely. This is the story of a modern midwife in Westeros.
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17 Jan 2026
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Hydrogen Bomb Versus Coughing Baby by shell_shocker20
Fandoms: Zenless Zone Zero (Video Game), 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
05 Jan 2026
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if you want something done, do it yourself
a.k.a a zenless and honkai crossover the world didn’t know it needed
“This wasn’t on the Space Station, Herta kept immaculate little cans that only opened with sensors. Perhaps he was in Dreamsurf Reef. The dark alley was certainly reminiscent, if not a bit cleaner. Wherever he was, Caelus wasn’t looking forward to the scolding he would get, from who was anyone’s guess.”
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30 Dec 2025