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At the end of Episode 9, Edward Teach returned to the Revenge...but this time he's delayed a day. It's only one day. What difference could a single day make?
For context, the mutiny took about five minutes.
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03 Jan 2026
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In 1993, Gilderoy Lockhart points a stolen wand at Harry Potter and Ron Weasley with the intent to Obliviate them. The wand doesn't backfire. Gilderoy's "discovery" of the Chamber of Secrets is a short-term success.
Other consequences are not short-term at all.
Archived Author's Notes:
I was watching the Chamber of Secrets movie several years back when the scene in question began to play...and immediately I wanted to know what would happen if the wand had done what it was supposed to do. The answer got very complicated, very, *very* quickly.Blame Edgar Allan Poe for the title.
Beta work by Norcumi and Mrs_Stanley. Brit Spellcheck will be performed...soon.
*I use the first 7 books and the Tales of Beedle the Bard as canon, but there are moments from the films used because they left me with fun things to play with.
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- Part 1 of Swung by Serafim
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28 Dec 2025
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Finally, at 42, pop star Edward Teach is about to get his fairytale ending. He’s got the perfect guy—handsome, kind, patient, and most importantly: crazy about Ed. When his boyfriend proposes, it should be an easy yes, yes, a million times yes! There’s just one problem. Ed’s kinda sorta already married, and he hasn’t spoken to the guy in seventeen years.
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27 Dec 2025
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When one left their wife and declared that they were gay, certain expectations tended to follow. Expectations that said person would get a boyfriend rather than show up to every party alone, for example.
So Stede had fibbed a little. For the last two months, he’d had an extremely handsome and kind boyfriend who was also extremely busy. The lie worked well, until he ran into Mary in the grocery store and accidentally said he was shopping with his boyfriend. Stede grabbed the first guy he saw by his leather-clad arm.
“I’ll buy your groceries for a month if you pretend to be my boyfriend,” Stede whispered in the guy's ear. He hauled the guy around to face Mary and Doug.
“What the fu—“ Grocery Store Guy started to say, but Stede stomped on his foot to shut him up.
(In which Stede needs a fake boyfriend, and Izzy gets dragged into the chaos)
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23 Dec 2025
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Edward thought he was very wise when he suggested that his centaur lover should take a year to think deeply whether he wants to tie his fate to a human forever. In fact, that was so selfless and enlightened of him that it was almost out of character. Edward was surprised himself.
It was a good idea though, and one that would allow the rewards to multiply for Edward to reap.
The Truce Moon has arrived, so he’s on his way to the meeting point, with his young heart filled with impatience, love and apprehension, knowing that if he sees Stede standing on the little clearing that it means that he has definitely – and completely freely – decided to give his heart to Edward forever.
Ed will just make a short detour, to obtain a wedding gift worthy of the joyous occasion.
And to unwittingly start a war.
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19 Dec 2025