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    When Yusami finds out she's been dropped into the Naruto universe, she doesn't know if she should feel relieved or cheated to have missed out on all of the cool ninja stuff.

    "Both" she decides as she looks down at her favorite customer and wonders how she can sneak extra veggies into his bag without him noticing, "Definitely both."

    Or: a self-insert becomes a simple grocer in Konohagakure and decides that if no one else is going to adopt the baby protagonist, then it's free real estate.

    Featuring: a civilian woman beating Danzou at his own game, Naruto finding the love he's always deserved, and a hefty amount of ANBU operatives wondering if the Uchiha are accepting volunteers for that little coup/revolution.

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    25 Oct 2025

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    You'd been instilled with the belief that first impressions were everything, capable of lasting a lifetime.
    The first time you met Lord Beneviento, you gave her a concussion. The second time, you slapped her boob.
    Yet by the ninth time, she was sitting at your family dinner, listening to your brother rant about his favorite book while your mom complimented her cooking. Your father talked to the lord about woodworking over dessert and your duck had settled happily on her lap while the doll maker gingerly stroked his feathers.
    You were beginning to think first, second, hell, even *fifth* impressions didn't dictate what could be.
    Through the terror, then startling fondness, you found a friend.
    Maybe even more.

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    06 Jun 2025

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    The veiled part, it turns out, is quite literal. A head-to-toe drape of funerary-black, just sheer enough that the shape of a man might be seen beneath – this must be what the Night’s Cavalry style themselves after. It’s doubly intimidating given the size of him, several heads taller than anyone else in the room and quite a bit broader too. Must be a demigod thing. The shroud is interrupted only by a simple, heavy golden crown, and a black-clad arm emerging from the folds to lean upon a walking cane. But there is nothing feeble about the way King Morgott holds himself. He silent, and expectant.

    The Tarnished strikes a tentative truce with the Veiled Monarch, but peace is not so straight-forward - especially when the monarch himself seems determined to sabotage it.

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    29 Jan 2025

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    ''He hasn’t held his real kids since they were a lot younger. Muscle memory still guides him when Anya shakes and sobs in his hold, when she reveals the little curve of her stomach and admits that it makes her feel sick.''

    or; a canon divergent fic where the world and the crash are a little kinder to the crew, and swansea's dad instincts drive him to murder jimmy (and adopt the rest of the crew) a lot sooner

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    11 Nov 2024

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    She spins to press her shoulders to his and grins, as bloodthirsty as she wants.

    “Two trips in one year? I must really be special, huh?” He teases, and she’s surprised to find he hasn’t changed at all from her last visit.

    “I’ve figured out how to do it on purpose,” She admits, fully expecting the distraction to cost him. It doesn’t. He jerks his head to look at her, but even that is planned in the split second it takes him; a fist goes sailing over his head by the scantest of margins.

    He doesn’t look concerned at all.

    His confidence is thrilling.

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    13 May 2024