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    Sakura's first (unsupervised) foray into sealing on the eve of her 13th birthday doesn't go as expected, sending her careening over a decade into the past. The consequences change not only her life, but the lives of everyone around her.

    (SakuRin Time Travel AU, written for Sapphic Sakura Week 2025)

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    A small side project of mine. It is no secret that, even the most loyal of SasuSaku fans have to agree on the disheartening reality that, Sasuke's and Sakura's relationship was poorly handled. Purely relying on sub-context, tape and prayers, that it all works out in the end, and I say: Bullocks to that, we deserved better. Especially Sakura.

    And this is what this small series is for: Me writing, the well-needed setup to their developing relationship. Because, Kishimoto's retcons in Shippuden have caused so much irreparable damage to the tonal and moral consistency of his own plot, causing characters like Sasuke to be coming off as "spoiled", as if he has to be "grateful" to even be alive. And I say, what for? Konoha, and the elders have made Sasuke's life a living hell, and you mean to tell me, Sakura -- Someone, SUPPOSEDLY on the same IQ level as Shikamaru -- could never connect the dots on why Sasuke couldn't stay in the village? Bullshit, let's just say how it is.

    Hence, this story was birthed. I want to write a theoretical scenario, in which all given promises about Sakura's character are kept, AND her romance with Sasuke receives more meat around the bone.

    All characters belong to Masashi Kishimoto

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    The year is 1174. Mercedes, being homeless for the past 6 years and moving from church to church, is forced to take refuge in Konoha while her mother finds a permanent home for herself and her daughter. Sad and bitter over what has happened with her former home and not seeing her brother for 6 years, she hides her sadness with a smile.

    Sasuke, living alone since the Uchiha Clan massacre, goes about his day as normal until one day he meets a girl from another land. Awestruck and intrigued, he befriends her; little does he know how his life would change with this encounter.

    Hinata feel's broken and alone since her friends left the year before. Her loneliness becomes almost too much to bear until she meets Mercedes, a girl who's also lonely like Hinata is.

    Naruto, wanting approval and acceptance from his peers, counts the days until he finally becomes a Genin and starts his path of becoming the Hokage.

    This is a tale of four souls connecting in ways they would not know until years later, in the year 1180.

    This is the first of multiple prequels in the Black Lion Chronicles universe.

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    Let's be real, even if Naruto's story ended up being ruined by retcons, the canon story did not exactly try to convince me otherwise, that Hiruzen himself, was NOT a lying piece of shit, either. Time and time again, this asswipe has sabotaged not only Naruto's life, but plenty more, when you consider that he had never done anything to oppose Danzo's extremist and corrupt methods to "maintain peace", even though, he was clearly, a power-hungry tyrant, all the way to the end. I still don't understand, why Sasuke was made the enemy, when his kill count has always comically miniscule as opposed to that of the elders and the Senjus COMBINED.

    And mind you, all this is taking place in an AU version of the Blank Period, where Kushina was temporarily brought back to life by her grandma, for about one year, not only to prevent the revival of the Senju, but to also get the chance in spending quality time with her blond fox cub. To all our mothers out there, we can be grown adults, and they can still view us lovingly as their baby. Yup, I can be wholesome too, couldn't you tell?

    All characters belong to Masashi Kishimoto

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    Naruto has always known he was different. From the moment his mind could form conscious thoughts, he knew that he wasn't like everyone else. For, buried within the confines of his mind were memories of a life he hadn't lived. At least not in this lifetime.

     

    Or, a fic in which Harry Potter is reincarnated as Naruto Uzumaki. Getting his full memory back at the age of five, he ventures to learn how to live in a world so different from his own. Neglected, pushed aside and shunned by his own village, he does his best to survive.
    With his magic, his chakra and his friends, he vows to become the greatest ninja in order to bring peace to the Shinobi world.

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    [A Naruto Self-Insert as Naruto Uzumaki]

    They say you should dig two graves if you want to go looking for revenge... so, it's a good thing I've already died once because the delusional one-eyed fuck that railroaded my life is going six feet under, one way or another.

    You see, this is what happens when an ordinary guy is reborn as a not-so-ordinary child and is forced to shoulder the world’s burden for his survival.

    Luckily for me, saving the world and revenge are just two sides of the same fucked up coin.

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    When Yusami finds out she's been dropped into the Naruto universe, she doesn't know if she should feel relieved or cheated to have missed out on all of the cool ninja stuff.

    "Both" she decides as she looks down at her favorite customer and wonders how she can sneak extra veggies into his bag without him noticing, "Definitely both."

    Or: a self-insert becomes a simple grocer in Konohagakure and decides that if no one else is going to adopt the baby protagonist, then it's free real estate.

    Featuring: a civilian woman beating Danzou at his own game, Naruto finding the love he's always deserved, and a hefty amount of ANBU operatives wondering if the Uchiha are accepting volunteers for that little coup/revolution.

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    “no I’m intrigued now, what can possible be different now? The fact that I know and didn’t destroy the village, went into a killing spree? I don’t want a mate, I refuse to take one” that made him flinch hurt, he stared “is that it? me not fighting this? Not wanting to have someone?” he asked and waited for an answer that clearly wouldn’t come.

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    What if Tsunade took Naruto in and raised him as her own instead of leaving him all alone? How would this affect everything?

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    Naruto Uzumaki, the nine-tails jinchūriki raised to be a weapon for the hidden leaf instead of being shunned, growing up under the watch of ANBU roots members, he has some more physical skills than most.

    ^^ hi sorry this summary may be shit as like. the only chapters I have even semi done are literally Naruto as a toddler or younger. I will likely get a friend to help summarise it for me at a later point

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    Team 7 dies after Naruto and Sasuke's arms go to god knows where, but now Kurama fucked around and diddled them a second chance.

    This time there gonna fix thing’s on there term’s. How they wanna do it. Which totally doesn't involve leaving the village and messing with danzo and flipping thing’s on its ass.

    Currently abandoned! I tend to move on from thing’s easily so ill most likely abandon lots and just return after month’s XD!

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    An early graduation, unique bloodline and insane teacher are just the start of Naruto's shinobi career. Determined to become strong enough to live life on his terms and to do it all on his own, Naruto feels like there is less and less reasons to stay. He has a knack for taijutsu but can Naruto learn what it truly means to be a shinobi of Konoha? Or will he be pushed away forever?

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    This is a story that portrays actual feelings and what would happen if you threw a real twelve-year-old kid into a pit of indifference, ignorance, and hatred, expecting them to just accept it and rise above it.

    This is about hatred.

    When repeatedly put against an illogical situation, while being denied your rationality and your dignity, only one answer remains: Insanity.

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    Kakashi just wants to finish his decade-long mission when his attention is suddenly grabbed by the mission desk chuunin who dares to stand up to him.

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    Or: The one where Kakashi openly walking around in his ANBU uniform actually makes sense, because he’s ANBU's poster boy (with a secret mission).

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    After the Kyuubi’s attack, Sakumo Hatake returns to Konoha and is unexpectedly appointed as the Fourth Hokage. As he settles into his new role, he uncovers that Konoha is rotting from within—political corruption, hidden agendas, and power struggles threaten its future. As Sakumo tries to stabilize the village, he faces mounting pressure from both external and internal forces.

    Meanwhile, his son, Kakashi, still haunted by the events at Kannabi Bridge, begins to investigate the truth about his mother’s death. The more he uncovers, the darker the secrets become, leading him to dangerous truths about Konoha’s hidden past. His obsession with the truth drives him to the brink of madness, pushing him to reckless lengths to expose everything.

    As Kakashi spirals deeper into his obsession, Sakumo fears for his son, torn between his duties as Hokage and his need to protect Kakashi from a path that could destroy him. The search for truth becomes a lethal and dangerous path, threatening both the village and their father-son bond.

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    Distracted by Jiraiya whilst sparring with Tsunade, Orochimaru found himself injured at his late family’s compound. Sarutobi followed under the impression that he could solve his inner turmoil as the team’s sensei. What Orochimaru confessed ended up larger than he had bargained for.

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    In its purest form, terror was something to behold. Most people went their entire lives feeling only an ounce of the horrifying realization, one that took root in your deepest fears. Terror was a misunderstood emotion. It was the epitome of fear, the multiplier that kicked you in the gut and left scars on who you were.
    Naruto had once been one of the naïve people that believed terror was something you could get over with time. But terror was more than that. Naruto learned that at a young age.

    There was a time when Naruto wore a grin that battled the fierce glares all around her, her eyes lit with unimaginable life. There had been a time when she could look at any situation with optimism. That time vanished along with the innocence of her childhood when her worldview shattered on a fateful snowy night. She grew to only allow very few people into her heart, allowing her to meet the one person who would change everything for her.

    Kabuto stood as someone she was fond of, and with him came another. A man who changed her view of the world and her village for years to come. Sasori of the Red Sand became her guiding light, her teacher. He taught her what it meant to be a ninja when the world was against you.

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    Naruto gets trained as a weapon from as young as possible because Jinchuriki are just weapons.

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    Naruto froze, panting harshly from another early morning training session. He caught his breath, numbly glancing down at his own dirty, scuffed up palms, clenching them tightly into fists. Blood dripping from the open cuts on his bare knuckles. He watched as the slow droplets hit the grassy floor. He looked up at his handiwork, the dented, blood spattered stump in front of him looking even more worn now than it ever had.

    The pale wood morphed in front of him. Now bearing long blond hair that drooped over his face. That infuriatingly self-assured expression on his face. His smile stretching wide…

    “Real Ninja, take fate… Into their own hands.”

    Naruto shuddered, breathing out a long, tired breath of cold vapor.

    He felt the dull ache in his fists fade away, the only pain remaining being the long, jagged scars that decorated the majority of his upper body. Even now, they still emanated heat, the pain still as sharp as the memories were in his mind.

    Naruto growled and punched again, sending chips of old bark and droplets of blood flying from the stump. A familiar fire throbbing in his chest…

    If others saw nothing wrong with taking fate in their hands, at his own expense, why shouldn’t he.

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    "What is hell? I maintain that it is the suffering of being unable to love."

    Sasori lives again, but ends up staying in Konoha.

    [Sasori-Centric. Representation of Depression. Shipp still in choice. Sasori being a descendant of the Uzumaki Clan.]

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