Jean____Ralphio
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- Formula 1 RPF (6)
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When high profile striker Chuck Hansen does the unthinkable and makes the transfer from his father's club, Arsenal, to their rivals Chelsea FC, he discovers his lifelong crush, former star winger Raleigh Becket, now works as Chelsea's head physio.
This is what Chuck expects: he'll make a name for himself away from Herc's shadow; he'll easily wrack up points for Chelsea and they'll win the Premier League. And the Champions League. And the FA Cup for good measure; Raleigh Becket will want him in return and the sex is going to be eipic.
This is what happens instead: Chuck's relationship with his father falls completely to pieces; he can't seem to score and quickly learns exactly how much it sucks to be benched; Raleigh Becket is literally the most morose loser Chuck has ever encountered.
At least the sex is good. Not that they talk about it. Raleigh may be hotter than sin, but thank God Chuck doesn't actually like the guy.
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Lewis has been keeping his Omega status a secret for as long as he can remember, thanks to Suppressants and sheer denial. But when the failure of his pills coincides with him smelling an intoxicatingly attractive scent from a mystery Alpha, which triggers his first heat in almost 20 years, he's willing to admit he might be in trouble. Turning to a stupid dating app for help in finding a heat mate is the last thing he'd ever choose to do, but he doesn't have a lot of options when he's busy trying to hold his messy 2022 season together by his fingernails.
On top of all that he misses Valtteri like mad, Seb won't stop trolling him, Max Verstappen keeps giving him the side-eye, and Mick Schumacher has finally come into his status as the grid's True Alpha.
Lewis has A Lot to deal with, OK?
AKA I take your first half of the 2022 F1 season and raise you "But-what-if-ABO-and-Grindr?"
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The subtle difference between holding a hand and chaining a soul by Jean____Ralphio
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
19 Aug 2022
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Esteban develops an immediate crush on the hot guy from his office that he keeps seeing in the elevator at work.
Wooing occurs via anonymous gifts left on his desk and post-it note messages stuck to his monitor, not to mention the flirting that spans the minute long elevator ride they take together each morning.
Este's work BFF Mick does keep repeatedly pointing out that Este doesn't actually know who Hot Elevator Guy is, not even his name or his role, and how is he not seeing that these things are an issue? But at least his boss Sebastian is encouraging of what he calls "the most sickeningly adorable romance the office has ever seen, and a nice break from having to sit through meetings pretending not to notice Lewis and Nico having copious amounts eye-sex."
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There are a few things in life that are simply indisputable, and the fact that Sebastian Vettel is a certified badass is one of them.
When Charles isn’t busy swooning over Seb's mission feeds, working his ass off to try and impress the other agent with his training scores, and completely failing to make conversation if he actually runs into Seb in the flesh, he’s scrambling through his own objectives as an international spy for MI6.
So when Charles somehow gets paired with Seb for an undercover mission, he's not sure if he should feel grateful or excited or scared or some combination of all three. Because they have to pose as a couple. At a BDSM sex club. With Seb playing the role of Charles’ Dom. While trying to infiltrate the criminal ring that uses the club as a front. But Charles is ready and willing to do whatever he has to in order to prove himself to Seb.
For his part, usual lone-wolf Seb sure as Hell isn't going to let any of those good for nothing criminals lay a finger on his partner. And if that means he has to jeopardize the whole mission just to protect Charles then he’ll do so, no matter what his boss Lewis has to say about it, because all that matters to him is keeping Charles safe.
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Sebastian is perfectly happy with his life.
Living in Monaco is fun, he has a group of friends that he loves, and his days are largely spent dedicated to the antique books he collects, preserves and sells.
Then Charles Leclerc, one of the most famous gay pornstars in the world (and Sebastian's personal favorite, if he may say so), comes sprinting into his store one day to hide from paparazzi.
Sebastian's life gets turned on its head.
He is not complaining, but he's also not coping.It's a thing, just go with it.
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Herc and Chuck are thrown together after seeing each other only briefly every year. Herc discovers more than he bargains for, when Tendo sends him a link of a camboy page.
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- Part 1 of The Camboy 'Verse
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20 Oct 2023
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"The king sent me to get you," Merlin said, with a tone that implied strongly that he wasn't rolling his eyes where Arthur could see, but just wait until his back was turned. "He said you're to get changed into formal clothes and meet him in the Great Hall, there's a delegation coming from the Summer Court."
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- Part 12 of Astolat Sampler
- Part 11 of Merlin works
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09 Jul 2023
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Sansa Stark’s Incomplete Guide on How to Ruin Family Events by OrangeTabby
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Game of Thrones (TV)
03 Mar 2021
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Sansa Stark has worked hard to be where she is in life, and she is sick and tired of the endless judgement from her family.
Will the answer to her problems be found with the man who placed a compelling ad in the local paper? Will he help her ruin the upcoming family celebration?From The Northern Morning Herald classified section:
Big scary f**ker
Available for intimidation, interrogation, cat sitting, family events and hostage negotiation.
Ph. 555 7986 376- Language:
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15 Apr 2023
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Yancy makes a post to an online forum confessing his darkest secret. Raleigh answers, not knowing it's his brother.
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- Part 1 of Take Me To Church
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30 Dec 2021
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Right Number by AsbestosMouth
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
11 Jan 2017
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Willas Tyrell exists to work, drink wine to forget work, and tries to avoid the machinations of his loving grandmother. He's got no time for all that relationship rubbish; he's a busy man after all, saving the rare breeds of Westeros one cow at a time. He's desperately trying to sleep when he gets the Whatsapp message. The one with the dick pic. The one that wasn't actually meant for him.
But. Hey. What happens when a wrong number actually turns out to be the right one?
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30 Dec 2021