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*Karkat/Dave drabble*
Dave drags Karkat at a bookstore for one of their dates to put random notes inside books.
inspired by the 'list of unusal date ideas', tip 2.
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12 Sep 2013
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This Cancer Called Friendship by Edgelord (lostlikeme)
Fandoms: Homestuck, MS Paint Adventures
12 May 2018
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Your name is Dirk Strider, and you've just been diagnosed with cancer. Whoop-dee-frickin-doo. It's not like your hotshot, movie director older brother gives two shits about you anyway. Besides, between furiously jerking off to thoughts of your ex-best friend and running a blog dedicated to your sexual attraction to puppets, you're pretty fucking sure you were already doomed.
Your former friends are too caught up in their own drama: Jane with her pregnancy scare and glaringly obvious self-esteem issues, Roxy who just messaged a tit pic to half the student body (as if being an alcoholic isn't enough), and you aren't even going to talk about Jake, the boy who broke his leg falling out of a tree and befriended a cherub with a similar handicap.
The only friend you have left is a depressed, agoraphobic troll with whom you chat with online, and he's too busy cultivating a hate-boner for his dubstep-loving downstairs neighbor and worrying about his drug peddling moirail's recent arrest to give you any time. It doesn't help that you've got the worst angel-demon troll tagteam nagging you to death during your final days.
Can your life become anymore unintentionally ironic? Probably.
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09 Sep 2013
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What started off as a simple 'friends with benefits' thing becomes something more, at least for Karkat, and he is going to put a stop to it because he is not getting feelings for a straight man.
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09 Sep 2013
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Karkat wishes his new half-human junk came with a manual. Funnily enough, so does Dave.
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- Part 9 of Sunlightverse
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07 Sep 2013
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There are Fourteen Players. There are only Twelve Places available for them to take in the New Universe.
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07 Sep 2013