KelpE
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This will be the Death of Me. by KelpE
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018)
28 Jan 2026
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Leo gets freaky space cancer from the prison dimension
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Dealing with (aka: avoiding entirely) the trauma from all his interactions with Prime in the Prison Dimension was one thing. Yes, one thing he relatively sucks at but who’s gonna lay into him for that? But adding the stress of having a weird ass deadly illness on top of that, along with hiding it from his family, and it’s like the universe is trying to get him killed.
Oh well, it’s not like this could turn out badly right? He just has to find the cure, make it, and take it before his brothers can get suspicious! Also maybe what’s it’s called, its place of origin, a list of all the symptoms, how to manage living with it, any potential after affects it leaves, and a couple bajillion other things that could be handy to know!
How hard could that be?
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Getting Away With Tax Fraud 101: The Geo Archon Edition by oh_fudgecakes
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
26 Dec 2025
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A small indulgence now and again never hurt anyone, Zhongli maintains. Though in retrospect, perhaps he had allowed himself a few too many of them. It's regrettable that he had only realized his error when it had come knocking at his door, presenting him with an expense record that would make anyone quail — even the God of Wealth himself.
“Your expense record this year is nearly ten times your yearly income,” the civil servant tells him. “Could you declare the source of funds for your purchases?”
After minting a small fortune for the purchase of antiques, Zhongli gets slapped with tax fraud charges that, due to a poor cover up attempt by an ever helpful Childe, blows up into accusations of money laundering for the Fatui. Yanfei and the adepti are pulled in and court shenanigans ensue.
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- Part 4 of genshin fics
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01 Feb 2026
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Durin has learnt a lot about "courting" and "romance" from observing humans. He still doesn't really understand much, but according to his observations, he definitely thinks there's something "going on" between Albedo and Wanderer. Durin decides it's up to him to do something about it, and begins his great undertaking of a certain task he's heard of: the art of "match making".
Albedo was speechless for a moment before finally speaking up. “Durin,” he asked nicely, “just how many people did you ask about this?”
Wanderer watched with apprehension as Durin mentally counted on his fingers, distinctly feeling the physical sensation of a rock dropping into his stomach, as Durin’s two hands ran out of fingers and he had to start fresh on his left hand once again.
“You know what? Don’t answer that. Don’t answer that question.” Wanderer snapped.
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25 Jan 2026
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Don't let Albedo Drink and do Alchemy by Kenrohno
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
14 Feb 2022
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Kaeya sighed. “Albedo, if you wanted to commit arson you could’ve just asked m- OW!” Albedo punched his shoulder hard, laughing while he did.
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- Part 1 of Kaebedo Arson
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16 Jan 2026
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Wally always knew what was beyond the forest, at the edge of the stage, but what is he supposed to do when all that changes?
Or, Wally Darling discovers that it's easier said than done to keep up happy, calm appearances when you're possessed and barely hanging on to the edge.
UPDATE:
Clown has said that he is overwhelmed right now and is unsure about how he feels in regards to fanfiction, this story will be on hiatus until he has stated that he is comfortable with it. It may only be a temporary hiatus or permanent, regardless I do not wish to actively ignore Clowns wishes and feelings and will not be updating until I am sure that it is not against his boundaries. Clown is an incredibly kind individual and the least we can do is give him the time and respect he needs, and has asked for. thank you! @:)
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16 Jan 2026
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partners in crime by heartless_cinderella
Fandoms: 斉木楠雄のΨ難 | Saiki Kusuo no Sai-nan | The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.
27 Jan 2024
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It hits him then that this is his baby brother. It hits him then that now, he’s supposed to be a big brother, a guardian, someone Kusuo can look up to. If that means setting aside his jealousy and instead trying to give Kusuo the best life possible, then that’s what Kusuke would do.
vignettes of a genius growing up with a psychic:
an au where kusuke is just a little more sane
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16 Jan 2026