KissingLizard
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Askbox Fic Collection: Perryshmirtz Adventures by KissingLizard
Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb
10 Feb 2026
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Collection of short-fics and Drabbles. I am taking suggestions and requests on my tumblr, these are them.
Chapter 1: Rockabye Perry
Chapter 2: Maybe we should kiss to break the tension? (Established Relationship)
Chapter 3: Well someone's cranky today (OWCA files au)
Chapter 4: Kiss in secrecy
Chapter 5: Enemies make the best lovers you know.
Chapter 6: An introduction to Space-Adventure! (Established Relationship)
Chapter 7: What a stud, right?
Chapter 8: You are under arrest
Chapter 9: Kick the shit out of Mother Doofenshmirtz (Established Relationship)
Chapter 10: Matchy-Matchy (season 5, episode 6A)
Chapter 11: Shnuki
Chapter 12: Grass Stained Knees
Chapter 13: Uncle Perry goes through Airport Security
Chapter 14: Should've put a ring on it (content warning)
Chapter 15: Second dimension Perry -
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Due to circumstances, Doofenshmirtz recognizes Perry without his hat in public. This is an issue.
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The Beast of Gimmelstump Forrest by KissingLizard for Chioxinu
Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb
06 Oct 2025
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For years, the people of Gimmelstump feared the Forrest and the beasts within. For 9-year-old Heinz Doofenshmirtz, it was the safest place to be.
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Doofenshmirtz didn't expect his life as a teacher to be interesting, but when he starts dating Perry, things just start happening around them. Together, they try to make a good first impression on the Flynn-Fletchers, Move in together, expose a cheating neighbor, move out together and try to navigate life as a couple.
Heinz experiences a loving family for the first time, and honestly, it's overwhelming.
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OWCA is trying to force Perry to retire from fieldwork after his next completed mission, but Perry has a plan: If he doesn’t arrest or kill his next enemy, then the mission technically isn't completed.
His next nemesis is a man called Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz, and Perry can't stand him.
Obviously, he falls in love.
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When Marty gets killed during a daytime robbery whilst shopping with his mom, Doc jumps into the Delorean to prevent this from happening.
In his haste to prevent disaster, he doesn't stop to think of his own safety before taking action. -
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During a hot day, Doc's garage catches fire whilst Doc and Marty are inside. They escape just before the entire building explodes, but Doc is wounded. It is up to Marty to prevent this from happening, but he's on his own, and the DeLorean isn't readily available.
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Merry Fuckin' Christmas by Dippingmytoesindreams for KissingLizard
Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb
21 Dec 2024
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We were doing the macarena, Perry complains.
“There was a salsa in there somewhere."
Some ballet moves.
“You did most of the leading,” Heinz recalls, giggling again, because he had been so irritated by it.
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Perry in the Alcove - Fan Art for "The Doofenshmirtz Heirloom Theft" by Emillime for KissingLizard
Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb
09 Oct 2024
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I loved this version of Human Perry! I had to draw a portrait of how I picture him, along with a drawing of one of my favorite scenes in chapter 14.
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Heinz wants to demonstrate the effect of memory loss on the brain for his biology class's neurology unit, using a revamped Mini Amnesia-inator. What could possibly go wrong?
Perry wakes up in a hospital bed with no idea where he is, when it is, or who the brown-haired man in a lab coat leaning over him is. He makes some...assumptions about the nature of their relationship.
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Perryshmirtz Week 2023, Day 3: MemorySeries
- Part 3 of Perryshmirtz Week 2023
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