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    “I… I actually have a favor to ask.”

    The reaction at the table was inevitable and it stung. Smiles grew wary and both Beauregard and Veth crossed their arms immediately, Veth sizing him up with a critical look.

    “What kind of favor?”
    Essek felt the blood shoot into his cheeks- by the luxon, this had been a terrible idea. But it was too late now.

    “I… my Den’s annual meeting is coming up, and I need a plus one, to put it simply.”
    The Nein still all stared at him, brows furrowed.

    “Is it a political meeting?”, Caleb asked.

    “It’s more of a family get-together, to be honest.”, Essek confessed, feeling very sheepish.

    “But why do you need someone to go with you?”, Jester asked, scrunching up her nose.

    Well, there it was. Essek fidgeted with his sleeve before he replied, as dignified as possible, “Frankly, because I am tired of my family’s burning questions about why I never bring any company.”
    The resulting shriek Jester let out made him jump- and not only him it seemed.

    “You need someone to pretend to be your daaaaaaaate?”

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    Enjolras presses his lips together. He already looks pained, and Grantaire hasn't even opened his mouth yet. That's got to be a record, even for them.

    "I need a favor," he says at last.

    "With what?" says Grantaire. "Ooh, are you forming a cult? Can I join? I'd be awesome at cults, I just know it." He ticks off his qualifications on his fingers. "I love chanting, I look great in robes—"

    (High school AU. Grantaire the disaffected stoner is pulled into a cause bigger than himself. Or: in which there are pretend boyfriends for great justice.)

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    Shadowhand Essik pursues his interests in the most culturally respectful way possible.

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    Alastor decides to indulge Vox's obvious psychosexual obsession with him—for the sake of curiosity and entertainment, of course! As these things go, it is not very long at all before everything...escalates.

    Or: Kink, self-discovery, and Alastor accidentally digging himself into a hole labeled "Oh, fuck, when did I start caring?"

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    Alastor lies to his mother and she lies to herself.
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    Alastor and his mother have as healthy a relationship as they can while not talking about how he just murdered her next door neighbour.

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