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The edges of the picture had begun to bend; Shane was like a firework on the very verge of a convulsive explosion. The skirting of the doorway and the hand there gripping it were each as white as the other, and although the phone in his pocket rang and rang Shane made no move to answer it. It had been ringing since he’d last been an idiot, around seventeen minutes ago- when he had sent that stupid fucking message to Ilya Rozanov: “We didn’t even kiss”.
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Or, its 2014 and the NHL has returned to Vegas. Shane sends that text and falls head-first off the deep end with a bottle from the hotel's mini fridge. Ilya must try to bring him back.
Bookmarked by LEvelyn
11 Feb 2026
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Pummel: Fuck Jane
St-Simon: nah…
St-Simon: i dont think shes done anything wrong…
Pummel: youre right
Pummel: Sorry Jane
Pummel: FUCK ROZANOV
Varkov: FUCK ROZANOV
Connors: Hey guys did you see this article about Rose Landry and Shane Hollander?
Carmichael: Bad timing, man.
Connors: Oh
Connors: Give me a second to read back.
Connors: Oh….
Connors: FUCK ROZANOV
[Or, how the Raiders---in particular the long suffering Cliff Marleau, dealt with the Great Jane Debacle of 2016, told in a series of texts, posts, and Cliff being the best Bostonian friend Ilya could ask for]
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- Part 1 of a collection of hollanovs
- Part 1 of The Entire History of Montreal Jane
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11 Feb 2026
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After a bad hit, Ilya insists he’s fine. After all, he's survived way worse than a concussion. Shane doesn’t believe him—and shows up anyway.
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07 Feb 2026
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After a Bears vs. Metros game in Montreal, a drunk fan takes a swing at Shane in a crowded bar. Ilya reacts, Shane pushes him away so they won’t be seen, and everyone handles it poorly.
or: Ilya starts to spiral, Shane follows him back to the hotel, and they sort it out in the aftermath.
Bookmarked by LEvelyn
07 Feb 2026
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J | Hey why do Boston fans suck so much?
L | Is this a riddle? Like why does Canadian chicken cross the road?
J | No I'm being serious…
Some of Boston's diehard fans decide to take the Hollander-Rozanov rivalry into their own hands after the hated Montreal team wins the cup for the first time in sixteen years. When Shane is attacked it's up to Ilya and co. to avenge the Metros' captain as well as the Raiders' reputation in the MLH.
In short, Shane gets hurt and Ilya reacts accordingly.
Bookmarked by LEvelyn
01 Feb 2026