LaceFedora

The vampire Armand smiling with blood on his mouth



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    Welcome to force freaks, the twice monthly podcast with poplitealqueen, Punsbulletsandpointythings, LaceFedora, and Dr.FumblesMcStupid

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    A Universe in which Obi-Wan Kenobi was the Master, and Qui-Gon Jinn, his apprentice.

    (otherwise known as: I changed a bunch of peoples ages and tried to see what differences it made in their relationships. Turned out to have more stories than just Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon's. So I decided to collect the other bits and pieces together here)

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    Nearly simultaneously, two thoughts had immediately crossed Aziraphale’s mind the moment their lips had touched.

    First: This is mad. This is impossible. Or: this is only possible because Crowley believes that loathsome demon Ferngully (?) to have the photograph. A task he’d very nearly succeeded at, if not for Aziraphale. A task that Aziraphale had been excited to reveal, and now, in a tragic turn of events, it’s the very thing he needs to keep hidden if he wants to continue kissing Crowley.

    Which leads him to his second realization: Crowley cannot, under any circumstances, discover the photograph.

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    25 Mar 2024

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    too sweet not to bookmark <3

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    “Now you’re—” Stede babbles, going absolutely pinkish. “You’re laughing again!”

    Ed nods, still giggling. “I’m just—I’m sorry, it’s not because—”

    “Am I doing something wrong?”

    “Stede, darling,” Ed says, cupping Stede’s face. “Don’t be foolish. It’s because you’re doing something right.”

    Or: Stede’s never laughed during sex before. Hell, he’s barely even smiled. So when Edward can’t stop giggling during their first time, he’s not really sure what to think.

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    25 Apr 2022

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    Guillermo pauses, eyes wide. He tries to say something. He can’t.

    “I killed a man because he made me angry. I have done this— many times.”

    “That’s— that’s a mortal sin, you—“

    “I do not wish to be absolved. I want to know why. Why do I feel this… this ache where my soul should be?”

    Guillermo’s breath shakes as he exhales. The grate is thin, so thin that a determined man could crash through it and wrap hands around his neck, force the life out of him. “You feel guilt.”

    “Why now? Why at all? Why— fuck-ing hell.” The last bit comes out as a pained gasp, and Guillermo can see the man’s head duck, his shoulders hunch. “Can we do this outside? It hurts in here.”

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    07 Dec 2021

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    Enabran Tain has retired, and Garak has been second-in-command of the Obsidian Order for over three years. His next assignment is the interrogation of Cardassia’s newest detainee, a Federation doctor charged with espionage.

    AU in which Garak was never exiled. Set during early season 3.

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    19 Jul 2018

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    It is the most sordid affair Julian has ever been apart of.

    Maybe that's why he likes it so much.

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    11 Nov 2017