Lady_In_A_Bone_Dress



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    ParrotX2’s life sucks, like really badly. Well, of course it would. He’s born quarter parrot which basically meant his wings were too small to fly while still having them affect ordinary life. His parents died very young, he has almost no friends and the people he was friends with either died or left him.

    he lives off of instant noodles and he works at the most dangerous coffee shop around. Oh did he mention his powers suck ass?

    But it’s fine, it’s totally fine, as long as his life plans don’t get thrown out of the window because of Villains, or hero’s, or Vigilantes. He’ll make it work.

    Turns out, life kind of has a way of fucking him over.

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    The Director stared at him, Parrot really didn’t expect his day to end with a notorious supervillain staring him dead in the eye.

    “What parrot are you?” He asked

    “What?”

    “You know, like what type of parrot are you, a Military Cacaw, a Parakeet,”

    “Ok first off bro, why would I be a parakeet, second off. Good question, I don’t know. Third, shut up.”

    (I'M ONLY SHIPPING THE IN GAME CHARACTERS, NOT THE PEOPLE IRL)

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    16 Jan 2026

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    A gift fanfiction. What if Wifies wasn’t so lenient with Parrot? (Spoilers for Paragon!)

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    14 Jan 2026

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    “No,” he whispered.

    “Yes,” Wifies said, shoving it forward.

    Derap smirked. “Pick up, Birdie.”

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    14 Jan 2026

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    Perhaps, all he’s ever really wanted was his best friend back.

    OR

    what if parrot didn't drop the spyglass on the pressure plate and instead broke down crying in front of wifies while they were standing in a chamber filled with TNT that can blow them up at any second? :p

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    14 Jan 2026

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    parfies reunites after breaking out of minecrafts most secure prison!!!

    takes place at around the end of uu!parrot pov, ep6

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    14 Jan 2026