LadyofSpices
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“I have a challenge for YOU!”
“Oh?” Valentino purred. “and what challenge might that be?”
“A drinking one!” She declared excitedly. “I have three souls here. If you can out drink me you get them! But if I out drink YOU I get Angel Dust!”(Or Valentino lost Angel Dust’s soul to a stranger at a bar and Angel ends up gaining from my adoption problems)
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Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
19 Jan 2026
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So. Vox may have, uh. He may have fucked up. Just a bit. Obviously, trying to kill Alastor and take over Heaven was totally justified, but maybe he shouldn't have pushed his associates away and kind of almost tried to kill them, sort of. Whatever. The point is, he made a few missteps, and now he has to fix them. Easy. Just come up with a foolproof PR campaign that will redeem him in the eyes of even the most stubborn demons-
What? No, Val, why the fuck would he start a fucking mommy vlog?
(The Vees steal a child to make everyone forget about that time Vox went insane and tried to nuke Pentagram City because that fucking deer tricked him for the three-hundred-and-fifty-eighth time. Whether or not it works depends on how you look at it.)