LanTheHuman



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    “Jonathan Sims,” Martin whispers hotly, “you could never even begin to fathom how unbelievably sexy that was. Fuck, I want you so bad."
    Jon furrows his brow in confusion, but he’s smiling, his cheeks flushed dark and radiating heat so close to Martin’s skin. “Really? The – the smiting? That did it for you?”

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    Jon wears a leather jacket to work. No one is immune.

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    They still haven't talked about it, any of it, not even to pass the time on the long train ride to Scotland. Instead, Martin fell asleep in the seat next to him, pressed into his side from shoulder to knee, and Jon thought about love confessions and verb tense and how the two fit together when you think you're dying.

    or: Good cows, mediocre poetry, and other crucial topics of discussion.

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    Hi Jon and all,
    I would like to extend my congratulations, I suppose, to you Mr. Sims. You have reached 500 complaints here at HR! I have never seen this happen before, except for the researcher in Artifact Storage who found a Leitner that made everyone think she was assaulting them constantly. In your three years as the Head Archivist, you received these complaints from over 130 people.

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    “So, you’ve got creepy, magical Google in your head and you’re using it to help Martin with crossword puzzles?”

    “Look, I know that I should be using my powers to get more information on the circus, I’ve tried, but the nature of The Stranger is such that-”

    “You should go on Who Wants to be a Millionaire!” Tim interrupted. Jon stared at him, dumbfounded, but before he could really process what he’d said, Martin was already agreeing with Tim.

    “Ooh, or Jeopardy!”

     

    In which Jon uses his Beholding powers to cheat at a game show

     

    (This work is inspired by the fic "Jeopardy!" by stardust_in_the wind. And by "inspired," I mean I read that fic and went, "what if this, but five times longer?")

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