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    The owl squeezed itself through the rusting bars of his Azkaban cell and flew to the ground, hooting in triumph and waddling around on the dusty floor. Draco grasped the owl gently in his fist to still it, then withdrew the letter from the mail bag.

    His heart thudded. Who was contacting him? His mother? Pansy? Not one of the Death Eaters, surely?

    Then he unrolled the page and let out a disbelieving huff.

    It was a fucking survey.

    Well. They wanted a response? He’d give them one.

    • On a scale of 1 (not at all) to 4 (very), how clean are Azkaban’s facilities? — Fuck you
    • On a scale of 1 (not at all) to 4 (very), how humane has your treatment been at Azkaban? — Fuck this
    • Any additional comments? — Fuck off

    P.S. Your owl is insane

    In which a well-meaning researcher, Hermione Granger, runs a study without realizing who Participant 1 is.

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    16 Sep 2025

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    Hermione's eight months pregnant and Draco's going to be home late.

    Written in celebration of Draco's fortieth birthday, though no actual birthdays occur.

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    07 Mar 2022

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    **To his right is a muggle. A muggle man who appears to be no older than Lucius himself. Maybe he is just what Lucius needs. A consultant who knows muggle life.

    He forces himself to smile politely and hold out his hand to this muggle without grimacing or wiping his hand off.

    "That is quite alright," Lucius says with forced warmth. "My name is Lucius Malfoy." Absently, Lucius notes how intriguing it is that there is no sign of recognition on this muggle's face.

    "Nice to meet you Lucius." The stranger returns with a friendly grin. "Names Richard. Richard Granger." **

     

    Draco and Hermione were raised together, and he despised sharing her with her muggle world and was ill-prepared to part ways when he has to leave for Hogwarts. Imagine his delight when they find she is a witch herself. Now he can keep her.

    But with a war brewing, her heritage just won't do. Luckily, a Malfoy always gets what he wants.

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  5. Public Bookmark 18

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    A collection of all completed fest pieces, some short and some long. Various characters and pairings. Different ratings.

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    30 Dec 2023