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Hexed, Vexed, and Utterly Screwed by LeChat_writes
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Sep 2025
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Cursed to speak only the truth, Draco Malfoy is out of options. His search for a cure leads him to Grimmauld Place, and to Hermione Granger, who would rather hex him than help him. Because they not only don’t like eachother, they really despise eachother.
But the curse isn’t just his burden: it’s Bellatrix’s blueprint for a world built on obedience. To break it, Draco and Hermione must dig through secrets, old scars, and the pull they swore they’d resist.•••
This is my own September-to-Remember challenge, one chapter per day. Please join me in this mad project.
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The Theory of Granger: On Falling in Love Without Saying a Word by LeChat_writes
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Sep 2025
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Draco Malfoy is not brave, nor a hero, and certainly not paid, yet somehow he’s the Ministry’s favourite reluctant consultant. Between cursed teapots and bad coffee, he makes the fatal mistake of noticing Hermione Granger: bushy hair, flat shoes like a manifesto, and a finger jabbing a Wizengamot relic backwards through the Atrium. He doesn’t speak to her. He just observes, catalogues, and, against his will, invents a new word: smittenness.
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Hermione remained perfectly still. She’d forgotten how to breathe. How to blink. How to exist inside her own skin.
She experienced a peculiar sensation while frozen in her own body, a sort of reality-bending tingle. It manifested like a pit in her stomach, a gaping maw not unlike a black hole devouring her alive. She would soon become a singularity at this rate.
In this place, she was a singularity. Singular.
[In which Hermione Granger is flung into a parallel dimension]
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31 Aug 2025
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I need to know that everyone ends up happy
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Draining Malfoy’s Vault by AMPAudiobooks, SilverDragonGemini
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Feb 2025
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Draco had told Hermione to get herself something nice for Valentine’s Day but hadn’t set any sort of limitations on what that entailed. Perhaps if she managed to spend enough money, she could get a rise out of Draco and finally get him to care about dissolving their marriage. What harm was there in taking out two birds with one very expensive stone?
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OR: Hermione’s plan to piss off Draco backfires terribly when her Ministry-appointed husband has an insatiable desire to watch his beloved wife spend his money any way she sees fit.
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"I don't want your pity, Granger," he seethes. "I'm still in your debt. I haven't made amends yet."
"Oh, so you're planning to?" she asks more cheekily than she is feeling.
Malfoy's eyes flash as if she had challenged him to a duel.
"Is there something you need? Just say the word and I'll give it to you. Or do you prefer actions? I'm willing to do fucking anything..."
Hermione's heart is beating indecently fast. She masks her fascination with a sceptically raised eyebrow.
"Anything," she echoes.
"Anything," he confirms.
"All right, then. For starters, I'd like you to stop crowding me against this bookshelf."
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Draco does not care how he landed in this situation. Whether curse or coma or hallucination, he has no desire to know what has trapped him in his present circumstance. There’s nothing at all stopping him from reliving Christmas Eve with Granger for the rest of time.
Written for D/Hr Advent 2024.
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He regards her with interest, cool as the ice in his G&T. “What do you want?”
On close inspection, he's a bit deadly. It's the combined power of self-regard, an open ear, and a cunningly tailored suit.
Hermione wants—
“An expiration date would be nice.” She suctions up the watery dregs and signals for more. “Let’s say I want . . . a year. Exactly one year of monogamy without the possibility of further commitment."