LeftHandOfSnarkness
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“Shut the fuck up, Comeau,” he snaps. He’s angry, really angry in the way he rarely gets, after almost a year of this shit, “if you can’t respect the captain that put the Cup in your miserable hands three fucking times then just. Shut. The fuck. Up.”
Things fall apart in Montreal, and Hayden has a decision to make.
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Shane is trying to tell Hayden about him and Ilya. Hayden is too busy worrying about his own secret relationship to notice.
In which Hayden gets his long-overdue freakout.
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Hayden had never been in Boston during the summer. He *shouldn’t* be in Boston in the summer, because there is absolutely no good reason for him to be there. He should be back in Saskatchewan, listening to his mother lecture him about finding a nice girl to settle down with. He should not be in Boston laying on Cliff Marleau’s couch, pretending to watch a fucking baseball game.
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All That Time is Here and Gone by LeftHandOfSnarkness
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Oct 2025
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Andromeda, the last of the Black sisters, goes back home.
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'Shoulda done, shoulda done,' that's my song by LeftHandOfSnarkness
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
10 Jan 2024
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All Billy has to do is make it one more year. Just one more year and he can leave his dad, Hawkins, all of it. Just one more year and he's free.
He can do that, can't he?
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I don't want to be the one who gets left behind by LeftHandOfSnarkness
Fandom Heated Rivalry (TV)
06 May 2026
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My Cliff Marleau/ Hayden Pike trilogy
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The Greedy Just Get Greedier, and the Vulnerable Get Burned by LeftHandOfSnarkness
Fandom West Side Story (2021)
20 Aug 2023
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A place to put all my WSS fics. Can all be read separately.
Title comes from the version of Warren Zevon's "Accidentally Like A Martyr" from "Preludes"- Words:
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But It's Early Evening So There's Hope For a Better Day (Diego-centric fics) by LeftHandOfSnarkness
Fandom The Umbrella Academy (Comics), The Umbrella Academy (TV)
01 Aug 2022
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Just a place to put all my mostly-canon, Diego Hargreeves-centered fics. All can be read separately.
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I'm not drowning I'm just seeing how long I can stay down by LeftHandOfSnarkness
Fandom Daredevil (TV), The Punisher (TV 2017), The Umbrella Academy (TV)
06 Sep 2020
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“You are acting like no one has ever done this to you before.”
“Not true,” Shane mumbles.
“No,” Ilya agrees. “You do this with Butler. In my house.” He leans in, whispers right into Shane’s ear: “But he is bad at it, I think. Or you would not be acting like this, just from a little touch.”
Ilya reluctantly lends his apartment to the captain of the Boston Raiders, who uses it to conduct an extramarital affair. Unfortunately, his captain's mistress turns out to be Shane Hollander.
Bookmarked by LeftHandOfSnarkness
16 Mar 2026
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when montreal is pitted against boston once again, cliff marleau finds himself knocking at shane hollander’s hotel room door with an apology for laying him out last time their teams met. only, hayden pike opens the door with a scowl on his face.
(my dear reader, smut does, in fact, ensue.)
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Bookmarked by LeftHandOfSnarkness
25 Feb 2026
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The Swiss National League doesn’t care about the legendary Hollander-Rozanov rivalry. When the MLH can’t negotiate with the Hockey Players’ Union in time to prevent a hockey lockout at the start of the 2015 season, the Zürich Lions jump at the chance to sign both Shane and Ilya to short-term contracts. For four months in Switzerland, they share a team, a line, a house, and a bed.
Then the lockout ends in January, and it’s time to go back. Back to different countries, cities, lives. Beds.
Reentry is harder than expected.
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- Part 8 of my heated rivalry anon fics
- Part 1 of homegrown
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Bookmarked by LeftHandOfSnarkness
21 Feb 2026
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His house liked Draco Malfoy more than him.
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- Part 3 of Harry Potter works
- Part 11 of Astolat Sampler
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Bookmarked by LeftHandOfSnarkness
10 Oct 2025
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‘He could still feel the bite pulsing in rhythm with his heartbeat, remembered the sting, made more painful by emotion and surprise.’ A little ‘what if they really did it on Sakari’ story.
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- Part 1 of I Get A Fever That’s So Hard To Bear
Bookmarked by LeftHandOfSnarkness
27 Sep 2025