LeftHandOfSnarkness
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All That Time is Here and Gone by LeftHandOfSnarkness
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Oct 2025
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Andromeda, the last of the Black sisters, goes back home.
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'Shoulda done, shoulda done,' that's my song by LeftHandOfSnarkness
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
10 Jan 2024
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All Billy has to do is make it one more year. Just one more year and he can leave his dad, Hawkins, all of it. Just one more year and he's free.
He can do that, can't he?
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"Riff ain't a kid no more," Tony thinks the first time he sees him again after getting off the bus from Sing Sing. It's a stupid thought, because he had come to the same realization about himself during his time upstate, but he had somehow- naively and perhaps a little selfishly- assumed that everything back in the upper West would be just as he'd left it a year ago.
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I ain't fooling no one, I am my father's son by LeftHandOfSnarkness
Fandoms: West Side Story (2021)
18 Oct 2022
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Riff knows a lot of things- the sun rises in the east, nothing worth knowing about happens outside of the West Side, the Jets are the greatest, and he is more like his father than he wants to be.
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The summer's gone, and all the roses falling by LeftHandOfSnarkness
Fandoms: West Side Story (2021)
05 Oct 2022
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After he gets out of the hospital, Riff still needs a fight. He finds one.
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The Greedy Just Get Greedier, and the Vulnerable Get Burned by LeftHandOfSnarkness
Fandom West Side Story (2021)
20 Aug 2023
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A place to put all my WSS fics. Can all be read separately.
Title comes from the version of Warren Zevon's "Accidentally Like A Martyr" from "Preludes"- Words:
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But It's Early Evening So There's Hope For a Better Day (Diego-centric fics) by LeftHandOfSnarkness
Fandom The Umbrella Academy (Comics), The Umbrella Academy (TV)
01 Aug 2022
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Just a place to put all my mostly-canon, Diego Hargreeves-centered fics. All can be read separately.
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I'm not drowning I'm just seeing how long I can stay down by LeftHandOfSnarkness
Fandom Daredevil (TV), The Punisher (TV 2017), The Umbrella Academy (TV)
06 Sep 2020
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when montreal is pitted against boston once again, cliff marleau finds himself knocking at shane hollander’s hotel room door with an apology for laying him out last time their teams met. only, hayden pike opens the door with a scowl on his face.
(my dear reader, smut does, in fact, ensue.)
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Bookmarked by LeftHandOfSnarkness
25 Feb 2026
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The Swiss National League doesn’t care about the legendary Hollander-Rozanov rivalry. When the MLH can’t negotiate with the Hockey Players’ Union in time to prevent a hockey lockout at the start of the 2015 season, the Zürich Lions jump at the chance to sign both Shane and Ilya to short-term contracts. For four months in Switzerland, they share a team, a line, a house, and a bed.
Then the lockout ends in January, and it’s time to go back. Back to different countries, cities, lives. Beds.
Reentry is harder than expected.
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- Part 8 of my heated rivalry anon fics
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Bookmarked by LeftHandOfSnarkness
21 Feb 2026
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His house liked Draco Malfoy more than him.
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- Part 3 of Harry Potter works
- Part 11 of Astolat Sampler
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Bookmarked by LeftHandOfSnarkness
10 Oct 2025
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‘He could still feel the bite pulsing in rhythm with his heartbeat, remembered the sting, made more painful by emotion and surprise.’ A little ‘what if they really did it on Sakari’ story.
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- Part 1 of I Get A Fever That’s So Hard To Bear
Bookmarked by LeftHandOfSnarkness
27 Sep 2025
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It’s funny how quickly this has become routine for them. Distantly, he thinks about Pavlov and dogs and pretends he’s okay with how he’s growing fond of the bell that calls him.
It could never be love. Hughie knew that from the start, from the first ring of the bell. He knew what he was getting into, knew exactly who he was crawling into bed with, exactly who he was saying yes to, over and over and over. He also knew, from the start, that none of that was ever going to stop him coming back. He knew, from the start, that maybe nothing ever would.
But it’s nice - oh, so nice, so indescribably divine - when it happens. And, afterwards, well, it’s fine. Hughie’s fine. It’s routine. The fool doing his usual little dance. Drooling like Pavlov’s fucking dog at the sound of the bells on his stupid fucking hat.
Sometimes, Butcher “accidentally” says the softest, sweetest things in the heat of the moment, making Hughie absolutely melt for him. Weirdly, though, he always says them right around the time he wants Hughie to do something for him, keeping Hughie loyally chained right to his side.
Bookmarked by LeftHandOfSnarkness
17 May 2025