LemonOfDestiny



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    By day, Shane is an assistant at The Rozanov Firm, surviving his boss's temper and drooling over the CEO's son. By night, he performs as a drag queen, doing the odd burlesque show and, on one particular night, getting drooled over by the CEO's son.

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    Jamie from not long after the semi-final at Wembley finds himself back in the body of his younger self.

    Now back in the early days of Ted Lasso's coaching days at AFC Richmond, Jamie is determined to be a better version of himself and not get sent back to Manchester.

    Except, making changes when no one believes him is hard.

    And now he doesn't have a therapist anymore even though he probably needs one now more than ever.

    And it's not like he can just block his dad out of nowhere, is it?

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    Shane Hollander is the sweet, loyal, quiet househusband omega. His beta husband can't get him pregnant, so he turns to a porn star for help. He discovers he likes a bit of real domination, especially on camera. Over time, their casual arrangement becomes more and more intimate, until they can't deny it any longer ...

    The smut is a vehicle for feels.

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    Fic complete!

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    Shane looked between the woman and Ilya and shrugged, forcing Ilya to move further away from him. “Do you not think it’s a bit… cheap?” Shane asked. Ilya’s face must have looked as confused as he felt because Shane cleared his throat and carried on. “Just… you’re here, trying to get me to, you know…” he trailed off, his face flushing bright red, “While she’s only just leaving your house.”

    Ilya moved back and thought about the situation for a second. So Shane had noticed his flirtation and wasn’t saying no because he was straight. Interesting. Ilya could work with that. He’d just have to step his game up.

    “No,” he said honestly. “I think you hot, I hot, we hot together.”

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    OR: Accidental social media activist, Ilya Rozanov, is traded to the Ottawa Centaurs. Once there, he adopts the world’s most perfect dog and then finds her the perfect dog walker to match, Shane Hollander.

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    Ilya's 5 ways to seduce Pretty Canadian Hockey Players:

    1. 9 inches is required
    2. Must be best at Hockey
    3. Fuck him so good that you ruin both yourself and him for anyone else
    4. Open your fucking mouth and talk to him
    5. Do not make him an angry kitten by marrying anyone else, or even suggesting it...

    After 7 years, Ilya Rozanov realizes that his feelings have grown beyond his control. What would happen if Ilya chose direct communication vs beating around the bush during the Tuna Meltdown? How would things change if Ilya and Shane had people in their corner from the beginning?

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