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    Iruka saw his first execution barely a year after the Kyuubi. The executioner was a wire thin ninja in combat uniform, one eye covered and his hair almost white in the brutal sun.

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    Iruka absolutely does not believe in ghosts. So he’s not impressed when he’s sent with Kakashi on an ANBU mission to banish a ghost who has allegedly been possessing brides on their wedding days.

    Between the ghost hunting (which is not in Iruka’s job description, for the record) and Kakashi’s outrageous flirting, Iruka was already reaching dangerous levels of sass. But then Kakashi comes up with the bright idea that they should pretend they’re a couple to lure out the ghost. And not just any couple – a bride and groom, about to be happily married.

    If anyone tries to put Iruka in a dress, the ghost will be the least of their problems.

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    Sasuke doesn’t even like sweets.
    So of course he owns a bakery.
    And of course the loud, tattooed menace who keeps coming in for pastries is the one who makes him start craving something else entirely.

    Or:
    The pastry chef is emotionally repressed.
    The tattoo artist eats like he’s never had sugar before.
    There’s one stolen spatula, one "borrowed" tattoo needle, two idiots in love, and a very tasteful canelé tattoo.

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    22 Jan 2026

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    Naruto has a system: stream for hours, vibe with chat, log off. Simple. Except this time, he kind of… forgot the last step. Forty-five minutes later, his mysterious boyfriend—the one his audience has been theorizing about for months—has not only been seen but also named, talked to, and accidentally adored by several thousand people.

    Sasuke is private. The internet is not. And somehow, Naruto’s chaotic mistake turns into the softest, most domestic reveal anyone could have imagined.

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    “Number. Gimme your number.” Baji said, taking out his phone.

    “Okay?” Chifuyu typed his number on Baji’s phone.

    Chifuyu stared as Baji saved Chifuyu’s number as-

    “There. You’re my boyfriend now.”

    The fu-

     

    or bajifuyu but ‘death bed (coffee for your head)’ by powfu. :(

     

    Russian Translation by hplssstrlng

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