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    “Hey sensei,”

    The voice is distant, small. Familiar?

    “I hope resting really is what you need. I don’t know what to do now. The others want to stay, but I’m…”

    His eyes crack open to a blurry mess of a world. Everything swims, and the pain in his head seems to have narrowed, shooting through his eye but deep and back and fuck it hurts to think. Overwhelming nausea follows.

    That small voice dissolves into the quiet, choking hiccups of someone trying to hide their tears.

    Her hair is bright, bubble gum pink. It hurts to look at. She looks real.

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    His name is Hatake Kakashi. He is a jounin of Konahagakure no Sato. He doesn’t feel like that’s true. Something is very wrong with him.

     

    He is thirty-five years old, a university student for the second time, hardly attached to his country, let alone his town, and he was a teenager when he last properly watched Naruto. Waking up as the traumatised goofy teacher guy must be some kind of joke.

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    13 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 95

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    The third way to become a Gotei 13 captain is Trial by Combat: to defeat a captain one-on-one with at least 200 witnesses from the captain's division.

    The defenses of Soul Society were considerable—nearly impenetrable for anyone short of a shunpo expert with Captain-level reiatsu. Speed enough, in essence, to breach the gate in the heartbeat before it fell and power enough to disable the guardian before he could warn the Seireitei. By the time Jidanbō’s unconscious body was discovered, his assailant had already issued a challenge to Sousuke Aizen for captaincy of the fifth division.

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    27 Mar 2026

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    Lyn never expected her life to end to a crazed woman bashing her skull in, and with a hardcover copy of Bleach, no less. So when she wakes up in the very manga used to splatter her brains on the sidewalk, she’s not sure if it’s lucky or a cruel joke. Regardless, she’s content to live a quiet afterlife far, far away from the epicentre of disaster that is Seireitei.

    But when Lyn is forced out of the Rukongai and into the Shinigami academy, canon characters start sticking to her like glue, and geniuses that pose more threats than she has brain cells take an interest in her unnatural soul – she doesn’t think she’s going to last very long.

    “I want a refund on this shitty isekai – or at least just let me be a paper pusher Shinigami, dammit!”

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    Get killed, get book trauma, baffle society with 21st-century flavoured stupidity, create and be oblivious to many misunderstandings, torment a triceratops, survive, profit???

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    27 Mar 2026

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    In a stunning turn of events, the Gotei 13 seems to have acquired some very opinionated ghosts. At least they’re also adorable.

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    15 Feb 2026

  5. Rec *

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    As a final stand in a war they never stood a chance of winning, Uzumaki Naruto chooses to use a forbidden blood seal to rip through the fabric of space and time itself rather than admit defeat. He has never been good at accepting his fate, and if bending reality with his own two hands is what it takes, then that’s just what Naruto will do.

    The rest of the world is just going to have to suck it up and deal with it.

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    “A time travel seal,” Sakura says numbly, staring at him with wide eyes and a slack jaw once she finally comprehends the excited tirade he has just finished throwing at her.

    “A time travel seal,” Naruto confirms, grinning with a mouth full of teeth, eyes manic.

    Sasuke sighs, immediately giving up on trying to make sense of anything that comes out of Naruto’s mouth. “Of-fucking-course.”

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    09 Jun 2023

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Absolutely the best. ❤️