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    How, exactly, did you tell the Justice League you weren’t a feral cryptid haunting Gotham?

    That single, most ridiculous question had been gnawing at Bruce’s mind for the past week. He could let them believe it—he had certainly let worse rumors fester when it served his purposes—but he couldn’t. He just couldn’t.

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    The continuation of Unintentional Cryptid.

    Bruce tries to clear up the small misunderstanding but every single time he interacts with the Justice League, it gets worse

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    12 Sep 2025

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    Superman’s hands came up in a pacifying gesture as he let himself drop to the rooftop with deliberate slowness, boots touching down in a muted thud.

    “We didn’t mean to scare you–”

    A sharp, brief trill cut him off—a sound that was more bird than anything else.

     

    You did not scare me.

     

    It had been instinct. The ingrained habit of using the family’s covert calls whenever the suit was on. And the moment the sound left him, Batman was profoundly grateful for the cowl hiding his face.

     

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    The Justice League goes to invite Batman to join the team but because of Bruce's inability to socialize like a normal human being, he led the Justice League to think he was a bat creature.

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    12 Sep 2025

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    Jason Todd was having a terrible day.

    First, he got arrested by the Justice League.

    Second, it was Hal, Oliver, and Barry who arrested him. Not someone cool, like Wonder Woman.

    Third, by some terrible turn of events, his siblings decided that breaking him out of the watchtower while Bruce was off-world was the right thing to do.

    Now they were all arrested and sitting around waiting for Dad to come back.

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    11 Sep 2025

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    Bruce turned to Jason. “How heavy are you right now?”

    “No fucking way,” Oliver said, eyes widening, “You’re kidding me.”

    Jason cracked his neck.

    “About 280,” he said casually, “Maybe 285.”

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    12 Sep 2025

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    Throughout the years of the Justice League, Batman has snuck in Robin. Now, Batman has a new Robin who is still sneaking in to the Watchtower with him, and Nightwing is invited in by the league.

    Obviously, Nightwing and Robin will sit quietly during the meeting like the perfect angels they are.

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    08 Sep 2025