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  1. Rec *

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    The Baratheons and the Starks are two of the most famous families in Westeros. When a bit of innocent fun leads to Arya and Gendry being the talk of the town, Robert Baratheon has his greatest idea yet; they can pretend to be a couple.

    Cue the publicity stunt.

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    26 Jan 2026

  2. Rec 5

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    Torbek's resigned himself to working this next shift on an empty stomach, but thankfully, you arrive with food to share and just about the kindest offer Torbek's ever been given.

    Or, in which you (metaphorically) adopt your stray bugbear of a coworker, and he experiences what it feels like to be treated like a normal person for once.

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    07 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 4

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    It's not like you didn't know the Feywild was dangerous -- of course you knew that. It's just... you didn't expect the danger to hit so close to home. You all survived this time, but while the wounds of the flesh have been healed, you just can't forget how close one particular party member came to death. You can't lose him.
    Or, in which Frost almost dies, and you both decide to stop dancing around your feelings.
    [SPOILERS FOR EP 19]

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    05 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 10

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    I keep telling myself I'm not going to crosspost my works... and then I do anyways. It was only a matter of time -- all works are from my tumblr, @curvydave <3 Mostly little drabbles and headcanons here, bigger pieces will be posted separately <3

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    04 Jan 2026

  5. Rec 3

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    “They do breaks now?” A plume of smoke went up from Pyke’s mouth. He turned on the too-big couch, which Rett had dragged into his workshop years ago specifically so that Pyke could luxuriate on it while Rett did all the hard work. Pyke preferred his own company, but he often found excuses to exist somewhere on Rett’s periphery. Rett had even installed a sunlamp for him, on a stand craning over the back of the couch because Pyke liked to spread out as far as he could go—Pyke had it on now, eyes half lidded as it warmed his bones. “That’s news to me.”

    “Well, our last job together put me pretty high in the ranks,” Ophelia cautiously tapped at the screen with the scaled pad of one finger, “so I can afford to take breaks now.”

    “So you’re playing hooky.” Rett could hear the grin in Pyke’s voice.

    Ophelia glared at him. “I’m not playing hooky, Pyke.”

    “That’s all well and good,” Rett interrupted, “but why are you two having this conversation in my workshop?”

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    02 Jan 2026