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    He sighs from where he’s prone, arms akimbo, and roof gravel digging into his spine. “I lost my job. My… other job. The one that actually pays the bills.”

    He doesn’t want to dwell on why he’s telling Deadpool of all people. Surely it has nothing to do with his desperate lack of friends. MJ is in California chasing her dreams, Harry’s undergoing treatment for his mental health and isn’t allowed visitors (not that it matters since they blacklisted Peter after last time), and Gwen… Well.

    And it’s not like he can talk to Aunt May without her worrying about him starving to death under a bridge or something so… Deadpool it is. Man, when did his life get this pathetic?

    OR: The one where Peter and Wade are literal soulmates but don't realize it for literal years because they're literal idiots.

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    “Hey,” the kid says, offering a gloved hand. “I’m Spider-Man.”

    Jason stares at the hand. “Get. Out of. My face.”

    “Cool, me too,” the kid says as if that made any fucking sense. “But also, there’s, like, a very large man with a weird Red Riding Hood thing going on pointing a gun at my face, so I’m calling this a teachable moment.”

    “I don’t point guns at faces,” Jason says. He absolutely does. “I point them at kneecaps.”

    The kid’s hand hovers in the air a second longer, then drops. He bounces on the balls of his feet, kinetic energy with a conscience. “So what’s your deal? Big red bucket, voice modulator set to ‘haunt my enemies,’ a fashionable assortment of weapons. Batman adjacent?”

    “Batman distant,” Jason says. “And the deal is: you’re in my territory.”

    “Oh. Sorry! I didn’t know territories were, like, a thing. Do you have a flag? I can make a flag. I’m very DIY when it comes to silk-based products.”

    Jason racks the pistol and holsters it because if he doesn’t, he’s going to do something unhelpful, like shoot this idiot charmingly dead.

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    “If you were real,” Z begins, “or if I was in there with you, how would you kiss me?” Z asks. It's soft. Regect understands Z's never done this before, and it makes his nerves stutter. “Would you?”

    “I would,” Regect replies involuntarily. “I just don't have a head.”

    Z bursts into laughter. He's blooming, like a lone allium. “Well, yes— we can add that to the equation. What if we existed together, and if you had a head. How would you kiss me, hypothetically?”

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    Agent never felt like much of a person, per se. He wasn't meant to be one, after all. He was created as nothing more than a weapon, a fighter, a pawn for his creator to play with. His life consisted of drifting across the outernet, offering his services to figures just as unknown and powerful as the one who made him. That all changed, however, when he first started working for Rocket Co.

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    So it turns out Sonic is the Lost Prince of Mobotropolis. That's a thing. When the kingdom demands him home for a celebration, Sonic and his friends have to deal with the fallout, while Sonic's family begins to realise they maybe never knew him at all.

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    25 Nov 2025