M_Chasmfiend
Fandoms
- Homestuck (6)
- Original Work (5)
- The Mechanisms (Band) (4)
- Dr. Carmilla (Musician) (1)
- The Magnus Archives (Podcast) (1)
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Dave's boyfriend finds out about his completely normal kink, and does something about that.
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I do not write to determine
if this program is the right fit for my academic and/or professional goals.Series
- Part 3 of It's the curse of the worldly ways
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- English
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- 355
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When the StriLonde parents die, the young twins are adopted by Dave and Rose, and they set about trying to do a better job than their parents. A community is built up from the links of friends and partners, becoming a home for all of them.
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Dave is sold to Betty Crocker
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Where I put my poetry. Probably won't ever be fandom connected. Series title comes from Weight of the World by Dar Williams.
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"This is your year", and "It always starts here", and oh, "You're aging well" by M_Chasmfiend
Fandom Homestuck
31 Jul 2025
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A humanstuck AU, where the beta kids adopt the alphas. Features lots of hugs, too many Dar Williams lyrics, and me shoving all of my headcanons into a single story. "The world's not falling apart because of me" is the main story of this AU, but all of them can be read separately.
I keep adding more sidefics to this AU, so who knows how many there will be- Words:
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MayChasmfiend's original stories by Cayte Evans (M_Chasmfiend), M_Chasmfiend
Fandom Original Work
16 Feb 2025
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A collection of my original stories. I reuse all of my OCs, so if you like one of the characters whose tagged, they'll probably show up in another story.
I have a list of characters with descriptions, and I'll upload that once I have the motivation to figure out how to add images- Words:
- 5,739
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Your name is John Egbert, and this is definitely not what you intended when you signed up to be a foster home for animals in legal cases. Either way, a bit of love and nursing to health, then his charges would be ready for trial, and a rewarding, happy home. You'd seen trolls on television and YouTube, they were popular exotic pets with celebrities. Certain breeds were even useful for guide pets and companion animals for the elderly. Since they were almost-sentient, of course. Almost.
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- English
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- 53,993
- Chapters:
- 17/17
- Comments:
- 961
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Bookmarked by M_Chasmfiend
03 Mar 2026
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"I asked Egbert to ask you if you have Ampora's new contact information."
"No, man, I didn't even know the old info was old. How can you not have a contact for him? It's not like he changed his chumhandle, email, and phone number all at once."
"As a matter of fact, that is apparently exactly what he did. And deleted his Facebook and his photo blog."
"Dramariffic."In the years after the game, the twelve trolls and eight humans have tried to stick together, because no one else would understand. When Eridan misses one of their yearly reunions, Dave makes an impulsive decision to go find him.
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- English
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- Comments:
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Bookmarked by M_Chasmfiend
18 Jan 2026
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Dirk Strider wakes up back in post-diluvian Houston and immediately splinters himself. Or not.
No one is happy about this.
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- Part 1 of dualshock desertbloom
Bookmarked by M_Chasmfiend
07 Dec 2025
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Bookmarked by M_Chasmfiend
28 Nov 2025
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Your name is Dirk Strider and you deal with your problems in the worst way possible. The worst way possible has blue eyes, dark hair, and never locks his damn window. Anybody could climb in. Anybody, like you for instance.
Luckily he was waiting for you.
He always is.Bookmarked by M_Chasmfiend
28 Nov 2025