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Homosexuality isn’t a thing in Auradon. Chad doesn’t make the rules, he just lives by them, so when a drunken Jay tries to upset the natural order of things by magically making Chad jones for his bones, the only logical solution Chad has is to enchant Jay right back until they can find a way to fix the problem. Obviously, they have to keep this a secret. While traveling Auradon. And dealing with pirates.
…The things Chad did for asshole acquaintances.
Also known as, in the words of Kei_LS - The key to escalation is mutually assured destruction and only half a brain cell for dumbasses to share.
That’s it. That’s the story.
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10 Feb 2026
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When Chad was shipped off to stay with Ben for the summer for nebulous bonding purposes, Chad thought great, at least he could get some reading done. Only it turned out that Ben was a hyperactive monkey who couldn’t sit still and let Chad read the beautiful bounty of books in Queen Belle’s library, so they made a deal.
It was a stupid deal.
But Ben was young and hormonal and wanted to practice kissing someone before he had to unleash his dumb self onto the princess populous of Auradon Prep, so through what could only be considered lunacy, he convinced Chad to play along with him. If they practiced kissing, Chad would get books.
There was no way this could possibly go wrong.
Also known as: The adventures of Ben the not-so-subtle smooth operator and Chad the perpetually oblivious bookworm, who wasn’t actually a bookworm, at least as far as anyone else was concerned.
Bookmarked by March_Paint28
10 Feb 2026